[ DOING IT WRONG ]

[case]

Since we've got a bunch of purposely doing-it-wrong secrets (of every variety!) handy, I thought we might as well. Special tutorial post, go!


⌈ What NOT to Do ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain really bad Photoshop.

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Notes:

Possibly more, but I got tired of looking.

As a note, yes, they did apologize and stopped. Thank you for that. (And no, we won't tell you who they were.) Might as well put these to use though, right?

ETA: Yes, regular post going to be up later today.

Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

LIKE A YOUNG HITLER

I lol'd

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

Truth be told, Mark E Smith will probably live until the second coming of Christ. Also, he'll still be releasing Fall albums. With the 14758576th lineup.

[melodylemming.livejournal.com]

Mark E. Smith will probably just live forever. I can just picture him in some kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland making cockroaches join The Fall. And throwing things at them.

[rationelle.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Meh, this was disappointingly not as funny as I was expecting. Go mods for keeping the trolls at bay O_o

[dorknessrising.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that I find these far more awesome than the 50 zillion "I SHIP IT/I DON'T SHIP IT/I LOVE THIS FANDOM/I HATE THIS FANDOM/I LOVE THIS CHARACTER/I HATE THIS CHARACTER AND IT'S A SECRET BECAUSE I NEED BETTER FRIENDS" posts?

LOL! SRSLY.

[soomka.livejournal.com]

I'd have to agree with this D:

Morrissey the sailor is far better than 'HOMG I LUV THIS PAIRING BUT THE FANDOM WOULD SOOO MOCK ME IF THEY KNEWW!!11!!one!

#3

[blackhearts]

ПОЧЕМУ?
ПОЧЕМУ???????

что ето?! я не знаю.

Re: #3

[terrie.livejournal.com]

Я не понимаюы, что ето? :(

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[(Anonymous)]

...I read a FF7 doujin just like this, once.

They served the cucumber in a meal and everything.

Re: 22

[bip-bebop.livejournal.com]

Holy shit I think I saw a panel from that.
I had no idea that's what had happened.

...I wondered why he had that look on his face...o-o

[empanadas]

Just... lol.

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[jewbrat.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[sanae.livejournal.com]

I'm so disoriented after reading all those.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Not that it isn't obvious, but this would have been a lovely opportunity for technophile to give us a snarky commentary about what these guys did wrong.

[girlshy.livejournal.com]

Now demanding Justine Frischmann secrets.

Awesome post.

[arcadiaego.livejournal.com]

If you're going to troll, troll with a secret spoofing something that's been a pop culture thang within the last ten years, rather than Morrisey guys.

[microworlds.livejournal.com]

Wow, I thought the secrets about me were over after both musicsecrets were shut down? My fans are pretty dedicated!!

SUEDE!!! BRETT!!

[siriuslygrimm.livejournal.com]

I was so shocked when I looked at the header pic because hardly anyone I know knows who Brett is :(

If Sirius Black were real he'd look just like Brett Anderson.

[tadashi-chan.livejournal.com]

I've seen some secrets suck before, but those were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.








not viscous enough? add some oil. lul.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

4. ... Isn't that a man?

Also, who is Microworlds?

[microworlds.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[soomka.livejournal.com]

ILU #10.

Also major love for all the Morrissey secrets.

[kxo.livejournal.com]

What.

[gallo-de-pelea.livejournal.com]

well i laughed at 21 XD

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone translate the text on the Pete Wentz one?

[corinrae.livejournal.com]

... I want to say something incredibly witty and insulting, but the stupid killed my brain. DX