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Tell me your best story about the time you got the ultimate revenge FS.

I forgot about the idiot, and went on to enjoy my life without giving them a second thought. #BestRevenge

Booooring.

Sorry, but that's not an interesting story at all.

(and you obviously didn't totally "forget" about them if you could write about it. You've given them AT LEAST a second thought right here!)

OP

I know, I know. I'm trying to get there but am in more of a "salt the earth" mode at the mo'....So I figured some good old-fashioned tales of revenge from FS might let me vicariously scratch the itch.

Love it. :) Life's too short!

I took some dandelions that had gone to seed and scattered them on her lawn. >:)

OP

That's not revenge! You just gave her free salad bar and dandelion root coffee every summer for life!

Though, yeah, I can see where that would be crazy-making to people who think it's a weed.

you monster!!!!! Have you no honor?!

I glared and made a few passive aggressive comments.

It wasn't the ultimate revenge, but when my housemates-formerly-friends who were the Ms. Borderline + Ms. Psychosis couple completely paranoid and leading the stampede making up shit about me, the weaksauce sheltered tizzy housemate and the I-still-like-you-but-I-like-them-too housemate, decided to kick me out of the house (blaming it on my chronic illness, wtf crazy fuuuuuuu), I set about poisoning the indoor plants the couple had blown the kitty on, taking all the good crockery and furniture, screwing up the shed I'd renovated that I'd been living in so no one else could, disabling the website I'd done as a favour for Ms. Borderline's cloth menstrual pad business, and just generally screwing with the house to confuse people. Then I moved house over several nights noisily right past all their windows. And didn't leave a forwarding address for bills. Then the next time I saw aforesaid crazy couple when out and about, I said HIIIIIIII!!!!!!! with the best cheeriness I could and they looked so abashed. And then when I-still-like-you-but housemate tried to friend me on Facebook a few months later, I completely ignored her. And really, all of it was pretty immature except for the last, because moving the fuck on with your life and living well is the best revenge.

maybe they threw you out because you cray

Maybe they did. Except no.

If OP's replied to all of these, then OP, I get the impression you don't really want revenge stories that aren't exciting. Most people don't live the lives of movie characters. I don't think anyone's going to say "I burnt my workplace to the ground and ran away to a tropical island. Have you seen my stapler now, bitches?"

Not sure of it's actual success but, in college on laundry day I had to run back to my room for a minute and in that time someone came in and dumped one of my loads of laundry from the washer onto the dirty top of a dryer. So in revenge I went around and emptied all the lint catchers in all the dryers and dumped all of it into their running washing machine.

Ignored their advice and did what I wanted - it panned out really well :D major fan of "the best revenge is living well".

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