[ SECRET POST #393 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #393 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 450 secrets from Secret Submission Post #057.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, [ 1 2 ] not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] personal attack, [ 1 2 ] wtf?
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, February 3rd, 2008.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[floralcloud.livejournal.com]

Shut the fuck up. Secrets are secrets, TL;DR or not. If you don't want to read it, DON'T FUCKING READ IT.

Re: 50

[seris.livejournal.com]

No man, here's the thing. People want to read secrets, not the secret posters life story.

I skim the fuck over any secret that goes into excruciating detail about stupid shit nobody in their right mind would care about.

EXAMPLE

"sometimes I think about general grievous and all the pain he was put through in the 3rd star wars movie and how everyone thinks he's this terrible villain when he's really NOT (SERIOUSLY ((always put "seriously" in there for x-tra drama)) if 'you've' actually watched the whole star wars clone wars that aired on cartoon network in 2005 you'd know what a huge badass he was before mace windu crushed his chest cavity, OMG SPOILER!!!11) and it pisses me off when people say that he is and sometimes I just get so angry and I want to yell at them but I don't because that'd mean I'd lose all my friends and if I lost all my friends I don't know what I'd do, it's such a silly thing to get upset over and this is the only place I knew that would listen to me and understand my PAIN

TL;DR-STAR WARS IS JEOPARDIZING MY FRIENDSHIP(S) WITH PEOPLE"


Do you see how incredibly obnoxious that shit is? Nobody fucking cares about all that extraneous detail.

Re: 50

[floralcloud.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm just saying that I think it's rude to call it. Nobody is forcing you to read the TL;DR, so it's possible to skip it.

Re: 50

[seris.livejournal.com]

Look, the way I see it, if you HAVE to add "tl:dr" at the end of your secret you PROBABLY should just shorten the secret down to the tl:dr addendum rather than garble the secret up with an eye-fuck of an essay nobody is going to read.