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⌈ Secret Post #3142 ⌋

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[Fantastic Four (2015)]

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[Final Fantasy XIV]

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[Hunter x Hunter]

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[TES4:Oblivion]

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[Yukigumi, Otozuki Kei]

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[Vocaloid]

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[Sailor Moon -~ Petite Étrangère~ / Takarazuka OG]

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[A Fire Upon the Deep]

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[clockwise from top right: Static Shock, The Justice Friends, Teen Titans]

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[Sugar Sugar Rune]

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[Sword Art Online]

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(Little Shop Of Horrors)

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[Rookie Blue]

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[Final Fantasy VII]

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I'll start:

(Singer edition :P )

Brad Paisley, Adam Levine, Bruno Mars

Shag Brad Paisley. I have no idea who he is but he's kind of cute.
Kill Adam Levine because I hate him.
Marry Bruno Mars because he seems nice I guess.

Curious - why the hate? I mean, he seems a bit on the shallow side, but other than that - has he done something offensive I don't know about?

I only ask because you are definitely NOT alone in this opinion on this site.

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill, anyone?

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 01:36 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 04:06 (UTC) - Expand

Of those three I only know Adam Levine, so: Kill Adam Levine because he sucks, marry Bruno Mars because he has a cool name, shag Brad Paisley because he's the only one left.

Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson.

Shag Britney because she's gorgeous but a trainwreck, Marry Christina because she's amazing in so many ways, kill Jessica because really, it's a miracle she's still alive anyway (too stupid to live is a thing)

Marry Jessica Simpson because I LOVE HER SHOES, the most effing comfortable high heels I've ever owned omg

Shag Christina because I love her voice

Kill Britney... just put her out of her misery plz, poor girl

Taylor Swift, Nikki Minaj, Ariana Grande

Kill Ariana, shag Taylor, marry Nicki.

Shag Nikki, she's hot, marry Taylor just because she's awesome, kill Ariana because she's a rude arrogant little brat

Marry Taylor -- she has by far the highest net worth

Kill Nicki

Shag Ariana

Marry Taylor, Shag Nikki, Kill Ariana

Mary Nicki cuz I luv dat ass and she's fun
Shag Taylor cuz bitch is shady but I can respect her hustle
Kill Ariana cuz she a brat

Dunno, dunno, probably shag him.

Terrible fic of your OTP, fetish art of your OTP, your OTP decanonised?

Edited 2015-08-12 00:08 (UTC)

Shag fetish art of my OTP.
Marry my OTP decanonised because I hate canon OTPs.
Kill terrible fic of my OTP.

terrible fic = okay
fetish art = maybe
OTP decanonised = I WILL CUT YOU

They've already been decanonized. If forced to choose between terrible fic and fetish art, I'll take the former please. At least I can laugh at terrible fic.

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 05:36 (UTC) - Expand

Marry Brad Paisley because to all appearances he is a sweetheart who is very respectful and loving to his wife; shag Adam because for all his flaws that boy is drop dead GORGEOUS, and kill Bruno just because I have almost no idea who he is and am therefore not interested

Joss Whedon, Steven Moffat, the guy who created Teen Wolf.

Re: SHAG MARRY KILL: THE PROBLEMATIC EDITION

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 00:44 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 01:32 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 01:46 (UTC) - Expand

Shag Marry Kill: Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Quentin Tarantino

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 01:48 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 03:12 (UTC) - Expand

Shag Brad (idk who)
Marry Bruno OMG HE'S PERFECT
Kill Adam

Shag Brad, Marry Bruno, Kill Adam

Darth Vader, Voldemort, Eric Cartman

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 19:39 (UTC) - Expand

shag adam levine I guess if I'm forced to

marry bruno mars b/c he is cute af

kill brad paisley who I didn't know before this thread and looks like a fucking douche

Guy Ritchie, Wes Anderson, James Cameron

Kate Hudson, Kate Moss, Kate Winslet.

Marina Diamandis, Janelle Monae, Florence Welch

(Anonymous) - 2015-08-12 05:51 (UTC) - Expand