[ SECRET POST #3145 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3145 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Girl With all the Gifts/She Who Brings Gifts]


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02.
[Hannibal]


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03.
[Rookie Blue]


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04.
[Gakuen Alice]


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05.


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06.
[Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall]


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07.
[Rookie Blue]


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08.
[Dawes, "Things Happen"]


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09.
[Yukigumi, Sagiri Seina & Sakihi Miyu]


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10.
[Brooklyn Nine-Nine]


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11.
[Good Omens]


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12.
[Arrested Development]


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13. http://i.imgur.com/FckwG6x.jpg
[The Walking Dead (possibly spoilers), linked for gore (not real, but TV/Walking Dead-realism)]


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14. [SPOILERS for M:I - Rogue Nation]



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15. [SPOILERS for Warbreaker]



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16. [WARNING for "NSFW, Nudity, forced kink, general fuckeduppery"]
http://s9.postimg.org/bzl9zbv3j/fs_pparc_twnsfw_twnudity_twgeneralfuckeduppery.jpg
[Hunter x Hunter; linked because ? nudity/abuse/or something? and I'm not really sure what's going on here]


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17. [WARNING for rape]

[The Phantom Of The Opera, James Barbour]


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18. [WARNING for rape]

[Lupin III - The Woman Called Fujiko Mine]


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19. [WARNING for death]



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20. [SPOILERS for the Talos Principle]
[WARNING for suicide]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #449.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I can appreciate the satire of how bad writers write black women, but why put it in the form of an advice column where the examples of bad writing are responses to typical advice-column questions that have nothing to do with anything?

I mean, it would sort of make sense if you had the "elderly black woman" answer the questions in the tone of voice that a bad writer would give an elderly black woman... but the "answers" are mostly descriptions.

This is like the second time I've seen an article make fun of a certain type of writing using that format, and I totally don't get it.

[(Anonymous)]

It's one of The Onion's "things", and part of the humor is in the disconnect between the questions and the answers, and the humor of seeing a concept or thing that could not answer questions (like "The Way That Elderly Black Women Are Written By Shitty Writers") 'answer questions' inappropriately.