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OH GOD WTF, F!S NOW HAS A THEME SONG.

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Lyrics:

I TELL A SECRET
SO I CAN SHOW YOU
THAT I WANT TO BE
THE MATT TO YOUR MELLO

AND THEN I TELL YOU
IT'S SUCH A RUSH
YOU ARE MY SECRET
UNDERAGE CRUSH

AND WE'RE BOTH WOMEN
AND YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
BUT I JUST WANT YOU
TO PLAY ALONG

OH THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU
I MEAN I HATE YOUR OTP
AND I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL YOU
BECAUSE YOU'D FOREVER HATE ME
AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU
'CAUSE IT WOULD RUIN OUR RP
SO I'LL TELL YOU AS A SECRET
SO YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
THAT IT'S ME

I'M A QUEEN OF WANK AND ROLL
I HEAR THAT IF YOU ARE POPULAR
YOU GET AN IPOD
OR MAYBE A LAPTOP

I HATE YOUR FANDOM
I HATE THE PEOPLE
I HATE THE SLASH AND THE HET
AND THE GEN

AND I SHIP IT
AND I SHIP IT
AND I SHIP IT
AND I SHIP IT

OH THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU
LIKE I WANT TO BE A BNF
AND I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BFF
AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU
THINGS IF I TOLD YOU I WOULD REGRET
SO I'LL TELL YOU AS A SECRET
SO YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU'LL FORGET

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