[ SECRET POST #3147 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3147 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #450.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

ex:

p1: I have a dog

p2: Well, I have a giant dog rescue shelter on my own private island where I and 1500 of my closest friends take care of them in our free time.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I had cheesecake and it was pretty good.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I had a chocolate cheesecake with jelly beans and raspberries on top.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I am a chocolate cheesecake with jelly beans and raspberries on top, and you're oppressing me.

Re: One up the last poster

[comradesmiler]

Cheesecakes are nothing compared to Lemon Drizzle Cake.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I may not look like it, but inside I am actually a chocolate cheesecake with raspberries on top, and you're appropriating my identity, and making it seem like the only true chocolate cheesecakes have jelly beans, and any who don't aren't considered 'real' chocolate cheesecakes.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I am a red velvet cheesecake which is more superior and privileged in every way.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I ate all of you. You're now a part of me.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I'm skinnier than you.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I'm made of feathers so I'm skinnier than you and lighter than you.

Re: One up the last poster

[kamino_neko]

Pft. Feathers. I am composed entirely of a light breeze.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

light breeze psshaw i am only a single atom

Re: One up the last poster

[diet_poison]

I'm a dinosaur with feathers. RAWR.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a dinosaur with feathers that survived the mass extinction event and went on to evolve into a motherfucking eagle.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

You're endangered and I'm not

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

Not only am I not endangered, but I also have the power to shoot lasers out of my eyeballs.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

Listen, I like cheesecake, okay? I've spent a lot of money on cheesecake. Cheesecake and I are very close, we play golf all the time. But cheesecake is a disaster. It's a moron. It's ridiculous. Cheesecake is a total loser. What I'm going to have is the greatest, most luxurious desert. There's going to be chocolate, and there's going to be cream. Cheesecake doesn't have any idea how to be a good dessert. It's a total disaster. I'm going to eat a really rich dessert, and it's going to be the best dessert of all time. I'm going to Make Dessert Great Again.

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to enjoy cheesecake with my real hair

Re: One up the last poster

[(Anonymous)]

Really, you shouldn't have even tried to one-up that comment

You can't one-up the Trump