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⌈ Secret Post #3148 ⌋

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[Steven Universe]

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[Et Cetera]

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[Gravity Falls]

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[Xenosaga]

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[Anastasia]

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(Amazing Spiderman reboot)

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[999]

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[Adam Hills, comedian]

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[Ar Tonelico]

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Now I've done it, the big no-no. I've fallen for a married guy at my work. He's so charming and witty and good looking and and... fuuuuuuck! I can't do this, I need to stop thinking about him! Married guys are a definite NO for me.

Any advice how I can get over my lil' dilemma? Lobotomy, prehaps? Coz quitting my job is not an option at this moment.

train your brain to think about the least sexy imaginable everytime you get bedroom thoughts

masturbate it out too, but think about something that isn't him obviously

Ooooh, those are good, thanks!

Man, I have no idea. I myself am married, but got an unexpected crush on a co-worker's husband. Like, he would look at me and I would blush kind of crush. The thing that got me over it is he grew long hair. Not that I have anything against long hair, but it made him close to unrecognizable, so then I could be around him without freaking out.

While the crush was still ongoing, I most definitely did my best not to think about him in any other than a "this is my coworker's husband" kind of way.

Aw shit, now I'm thinking about his hair. Maybe I could ask him to dye it? At least then he would think I'm a crazy person and avoid me at all cost.

Okay, I might be a little bit too desperate here.

He's charming and witty and good looking and fuuuuuuuck because he's probably being himself and has no reason to impress you. Either that or he gets a kick out of being sexy as a husband. Or not, who knows.

I don't think there's anything wrong with fantasizing, just as long as you're realistic about the situation and don't act on it. Don't look for a reason or a situation where the two of you will be tempted. A crush is just a crush. He's sharing his life with someone else.

In the meantime, if you're looking to date, then date some non-married guys. If you're not looking to date, focus on bettering yourself or anything that makes this guy stay off your radar.

Every time I've had a crush on co-worker I end up getting over it by spending time with them and realizing they actually suck. This works 100% of the time. Find something about him to dislike.

Attempt to associate him with something that disgusts you.

Accidentally vomit on him at the Christmas party.

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