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⌈ Secret Post #3168 ⌋

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[Criminal Minds]

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[Community]

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(Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh)

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[JerryC]

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[J.K. Rowling/Harry Potter]

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[Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance]

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[Hatfields & McCoys]

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[Proof]

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[Brooklyn Nine Nine]

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[Scarlett Johansson]

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[No Escape]

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bodies suck. being a human being sucks. having a skeleton and a nose and spit and hair and arms sucks.

What would you prefer to be?

Taylor Swift

lol irl

ROFL Rise of the Robots nonny! Rise of the Robots indeed!

I rather like having all of those things.

What don't you like about them, anon?

1. Skeletons are useful. If you did not have a skeleton, dear anon, you would be a useless-bag-of-mostly-water. If the warranty has expired and/or been voided on your skeleton, fear not! There are alternatives/solutions/repairs, that may or may not be applicable in your situation. See your GP and/or Ortho. for more info!

2. Without a nose, you would be a mouth-breather, anon. Don't be a mouth-breather, anon.

3. See 2.

4. Hair keeps you warm in winter! True, in summer, it has the opposite effect, but there are various sharp implements that can be painlessly applied to rectify this. Er. The hair on your head you understand.

5. Life without arms, which is perfectly acceptable for some, can be a bit of an adjustment for those who were previously arm-endowed. But if you have no arms AND no skeleton, well, then, you've got bigger problems, don't you. Lacking arms means you lack the ability to swat away noisome insects, however, which is by far the greatest curse. If you also have no hair, then you really can't rid yourself of whatever buzzing pestilence is currently dive-bombing your ear.

...If you will excuse me, I must go find the Costco-sized can of Raid...

I agree. Bodies are gross. I wish they weren't necessary.

Well that's your opinion. Voldemort would have been glad to have at least some of these back.

Respectfully disagree. I like tangible interactions with physical reality.

but at what price

We can remember it for you wholesale.

Agreed. We are fragile and inconvenient systems and I wish there was a viable alternative.

Appropriate

(if the page doesn't scroll down properly, it's "The Winter Market.")

I hear you. My shoulder hurts and my nose is sniffly.

Tru. I want to be a non-corporeal being.

Bodies suck when they don't work properly. The worse they work and the more they hurt the more it feels like being trapped in a cage. When they work properly and give pleasure I reckon they're pretty good.

especially when you nose clogs up so hard it hurts too much to sleep.

I sympathise in your general direction.

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