[ SECRET POST #3168 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3168 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Criminal Minds]


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[Community]


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(Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh)


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[JerryC]


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[J.K. Rowling/Harry Potter]


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[Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance]


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[Hatfields & McCoys]


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[Proof]


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[Brooklyn Nine Nine]


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[Scarlett Johansson]


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[No Escape]











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Comments

Re: The Crossover Network

[iceyred]

I would have a Disney Princess crossover. It would be a live action, hour long comedy/drama. An hour long. It would be about the princesses (and their princes and supporting casts) being supportive of each other and helping each other and their problems.

One of Ariel's sisters would be upset because her waist line is larger than the princesses. Snow White and Tiana help her come up with a healthy eating plan and Mulan offers her a couple of weights. They all mention that she doesn't need to be skinny to be awesome.

The Chinese army has a penchant for dressing up in women's clothing. Aurora helps them design new dresses. Also, Shang is bisexual and nobody thinks that means he'll cheat on his wife.

Tiger Lily decides Peter Pan is a jerk and develops a crush on Kocoum (who is still alive because fuck you, canon movie). Unfortunately, he's still twenty-something and in a relationship with a different redhead in a hat (and nobody bats an eye about this). Pocahontas tells her it's okay to like someone, but she can't force the other person to like her back. And also she might want to go for someone closer to her own age. The episode ends with Tiger Lily (mostly) moving on from her crush.

Pongo and Perdita need some alone time. Everybody else agrees to split up babysitting duties. 101 hilarious antics ensue.

Charlotte LeBouf decides she wants a husband. She goes around interviewing people about how they met. Mulan gives her a demonstration of army training and she discovers a latent talent for kicking ass. The episode ends with her still single, but with a cool new hobby. She knows her self-worth is not based on her romantic relationships.

Belle opens up the library to everyone and starts a book club that meets monthly. Gaston shows up (because he survived, IDK, just go with it) but everybody comes together to keep him away from her because they realize he creeps her out.

Cinderella opens up a shoe shop because I love capitalism. She has to learn to sell shoes that the market will buy, ie: comfy shoes.

Jasmine angsts about wearing a hijab. Her father tells her its her decision and he'll support her either way. Cinderella offers to make/sell shoes that match the hijab. Mulan offers some silk material for her (Jasmine) to use to make it. Aurora tries to spin/weave her something to use, but it ends up exploding. Jasmine comforts her and tells her she still appreciates the thought.

The Wicked Queen and Maleficent are besties and help each other find ingredients for spells.

Captain Hook and Eric occasionally have sea battles. John Smith and crew join in sometimes. Ursula half-heartedly tries to drown everybody, but she's really just bored and lonely. Queenie and Mal reach out to her and ask if she'd like to help them take over the kingdom.

Disney dads get together once a week to go golfing/knit/talk about the kids today. They love their daughters, want them to be happy, and try to like their son-in-laws. Try being the operative word. Really, she couldn't settle down with a nice merman? Someone who doesn't get into battles with pirates who take her hostage? Ugh.

John Smith and Kocoum meet once a week to 'fight' ie: mud wrestling. Pocahontas, Nakoma, Thomas, Merida (who may be straight, bi, gay, or ace, she's not sure), Shang and Mulan, and Lefou all come to watch. Popcorn is served. After a few weeks of this, Prince Charming and Phillip start stripping to the waist and fighting with swords once a week.