[ SECRET POST #3189 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3189 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That is such a stupid comment. You know that right? You are doing the same thing I am doing just for a different opinion.

Or: Hurr duur I don't who appointed you sex dictator




But really, how sad is your knowledge of sex that you think that is fucking?

[diet_poison]

Is oral sex sex to you?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but that isn't oral sex. Mostly because it is dead pig. It is the equivalent of sticking your dick into a ham sandwich.

[diet_poison]

Well, okay, if it's about the pig being dead, then would putting his dick in a back-end orifice not be sex either? Because it seemed like the mouth was the distinction here.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree, though I think for me it has as much or more to do with the motivations of the person doing it. Yeah, part of why it's not sex is because the pig was dead. But part of it is also that, presumably, Cameron did not choose to put his dick in a pig because he wanted to. Presumably, his intention was not to "get off on the hotness of fucking a dead pig," but simply to stick his dick where they told him to stick it so he could pass the bloody ritual and be done with it. That's not fucking.

[(Anonymous)]

Then rape is not sex esp for the unwilling dick person and women never force men to have sex with them.

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GOD. Do I REALLY have to specify that if the place one is sticking ones dick is into a REAL LIVE PERSON then it's rape? JFC.

Seriously though, I thought about putting a little asterisk and saying "Unless blah blah blah, then it's rape" but I was like, nah, no one is dumb enough to honestly think there isn't a distinction to be made there, or that just because ONE conceivable place you can stick your dick is into a living person, that invalidates my entire point.

Congratulations, you're dumb enough!

[(Anonymous)]

Feel sorry for your boyfriends love. Do... do you need a manual and some instructional videos?

[diet_poison]

What are you even trying to say here?

[(Anonymous)]

Sticking your penis and leaving it in somethings mouth for a laugh is not in any remote sense of the word "oral sex". I was saying it you thought it was I felt sorry for your boyfriend.

[diet_poison]

I was under the impression that anon was stuck on the mouth thing, not the other aspects of it, hence my comment. My stance was that if sticking your penis in a dead pig's backside counts as fucking (which it does to many people) then sticking it in its mouth should count too. If it's the dead part that AIRT is taking issue with, not the mouth part, then I misread them.

But you could have made your point - Sticking your penis and leaving it in somethings mouth for a laugh is not in any remote sense of the word "oral sex". - without being needlessly mean about it.

Wait, are you my hater, come back after months away? I actually forgot about them...

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, I'm the person agreeing with you upthread, and I think the people in this thread who are failing to get your point are being pretty obtuse. But this comment was out of bounds.

Then again, I also called someone "dumb" upthread when the word I should have used was "obtuse." That was kind of out of bounds too. Sorry anon, you're not dumb, you're just being incredibly obtuse, possible on purpose in a straw man kind of way.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a DA to the one upthread.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just being non-judgmental, anon. I don't know why pasty British dudes want to fuck pigs, or why they're so bad at it. But maybe that's just one of the many rich variations of human existence that makes our time on earth so special. I accept all forms of cultural expression, including David Cameron having the oral sex with a dead pig in a posh British style.