[ SECRET POST #3191 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3191 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[elaminator]

I had to honor them.

Again, I want to be part of this happy, cookie-filled universe.

Mordin would definitely lead a birthday song (that he wrote) for Shepard, but I'm not sure about the others. I think Liara might give Shepard a sentimental gift because while birthdays don't mean much to Asari, she would understand the significance to humans, and Jack would either show up with booze or some gag gift. Maybe she would give Shepard some sex toys, IDK.

I wouldn't be surprised if Thane shared a memory significant to him (and relevant to Shepard), because he seems the type. Don't think he would be buying a gift... Wrex might try to stage some contest, lol.

I'm not creative enough either, but it's a nice thought!

[diet_poison]

Wrex would probably not understand why it's a big deal (since krogan are also very long-lived...though they also die a lot so maybe it would be a bigger deal to them than asari?) but he'd stand around and watch until he'd had too much to drink, then he'd party loudly and wholeheartedly and maybe accidentally break a few bones.

I think one of the human crew members might jokingly bring up "pin the tail on the donkey" when an alien asked what humans do at birthday parties, and Garrus would immediately invent a version of it using guns.

Jack would either show up with booze or some gag gift. Maybe she would give Shepard some sex toys, IDK.

...D: all of the above.

It would also be interesting to see this from her perspective. She grew up completely robbed of a normal childhood so birthday parties might be painful to her. IDK.

I think someone should buy a reaper-themed piñata.

oh, and Liara would be likely to buy a sentimental gift, but now that I think about it, she'd also be likely to try her hand at making the cake. XD