[ SECRET POST #3196 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3196 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Hannibal]


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03. [repeat, Black Mirror]


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04.
[World of Warcraft, Mists of Pandaria]


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05.
[Sailor Moon]


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06.
[Silicon Valley]


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07.
[Time Masters: Vanishing Point and Aladdin]


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08.
[Floraverse]


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[HTGAWM]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 045 secrets from Secret Submission Post #457.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Problematic Opinion Thread

[(Anonymous)]

I am so sorry, but I got completely lost when you said "and a slap on the ass" because I started imagining how it'd be if that was the standard social thing to do when somebody was starting something new or had finished training.

Here's your diploma! ASS-SMACK!

Welcome to the company! ASS-SMACK!

Here's your driver's license! ASS-SMACK!

And - and - and that lead to me thinking "Actually, smacking someone's clothed butt is probably more hygenic than shaking somebody's sweaty possibly unwashed hand" and I thought, wouldn't it be wonderful if instead of shaking hands, or kissing cheeks, or hugging, everyone just went about smacking asses as a hello and as a goodbye.

And I thought, damn. That's a world I want to live in.

And I completely lost track of what you were actually trying to talk about or what this thread is even about.

... ass-smack!

Re: Problematic Opinion Thread

[belladonna_took]

I can't remember who said it all the time to me growing up, but I feel like it was an actual thing.

I hate how germy shaking hands is. We should adopt the nod or a raised hand. Smack on the ass might be a little personal. I feel like you need to earn that ass-smack.

I... I think this thread was about women in important "man only" jobs. In which case, the ass-smack is probably horribly inappropriate and sexist. Oops.

Re: Problematic Opinion Thread

[(Anonymous)]

aaaah, right. sexism.

in ass-slapping utopia, ass-slapping is gender neutral. everyone has an ass, and everyone can give an ass-slap. :D

but yeah, head-nods or some sort of non-touching dance would totally fix the germ problem without potentially uncomfortable body contact.

... still ... ass-slaps!

Re: Problematic Opinion Thread

[belladonna_took]

If it was a casual non-sexual thing that everybody did, I'd probably be okay with it.

We could touch butts.

Bum kiss.

An affectionate twerk.