[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Midnight Syndicate]


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(Jim Gaffigan)


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[X-Files]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 018 secrets from Secret Submission Post #457.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secret spotlight

[dancing_clown]

All secrets in this post were chosen from the ongoing F!S Index. If any of you OP's are still here, it's been years. Do you still feel the same and find it secret-worthy, or has time changed your mind or made the once scandalous seem tame?

Let's get to it.

WARNING: Some secrets may not be work safe and may contain spoilers, triggers, and other unpleasantness.

(Also, I'm going back through 2007, because I belatedly realized how much easier it would be to grab spotlight secrets as I went instead of randomly from the big list, and it's a lot easier, but a little disappointing now that ImageShack has expired a lot of images.)

It IS awesome art

[dancing_clown]

Post 032: Feb. 6, 20007

Re: It IS awesome art

[bigpaw]

I used to be sooo into this series, did the online roleplays and everything, but yeah the covers were genuinely great!

Re: It IS awesome art

[(Anonymous)]

I vaguely enjoyed the first series despite the terrible writing, until the end of the second-to-last book when they went "We're bored with the main villain. Let's have this random new character out of nowhere kill him and be the big bad instead."

What fortuitous timing

[dancing_clown]

Honestly, I mostly saved this (earlier today) because the statue looks kind of like Benedict Cumberbatch, and that amused me. But I also agree with the sentiment.


Post 068: March 14, 2007

Re: What fortuitous timing

[(Anonymous)]

IT DOES LOOK LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!

Re: What fortuitous timing

[(Anonymous)]

Ha ha it DOES look like him!

Re: What fortuitous timing

[diet_poison]

omg it DOES

Gargoyledict Concretetrollface

Re: What fortuitous timing

[(Anonymous)]

The important thing is: how big is that statue's penis?

Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[dancing_clown]

Post 063: March 9, 2007

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[fingalsanteater]

What does filmy even describe?!?

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[dancing_clown]

Jizz on skin is my only guess. I'd hate to think of the crotch rot that would be implied from other fluids being described as filmy.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[(Anonymous)]

Filmy... Thank god I have never seen that one.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[(Anonymous)]

pubes are not a taste. there is nothing wrong with pubes vs pubic hair.

filmy... ewwwwwwww.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[gobbledigook]

Pubes is a description of flavor?????????

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[forgottenjester]

Yes because all pubes on every person in the entire world taste exactly the same.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[gobbledigook]

Hopefully it's not kinkshaming to be confused by the fact that pube tasting is a thing

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[(Anonymous)]

For me, they are scratchy and tasteless and interrupt the sex while you cough and try to fish it out of your mouth.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[forgottenjester]

You don't like flossing? My dentist says to floss every day.

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[(Anonymous)]

Mmm... love those creamy, filmy pubes!

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[(Anonymous)]

Suddenly I no longer like the word 'filmy'...

Re: Feeling like the general conversation never changes around here?

[diet_poison]

this just in: pubes taste like pubes! I guess.