[ SECRET POST #3199 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Midnight Syndicate]


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(Jim Gaffigan)


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[X-Files]


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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[(Anonymous)]

oh for god's sake, can't it be Classics You Don't Like instead of Classics That Are Definitely Shit

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[fingalsanteater]

Rosebud being the sled is definitely shit, though.

(I'm kidding. I love Casablanca.)

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[(Anonymous)]

Um, spoilers??? Asshole.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[belladonna_took]

Did you just...mix up Citizen Kane and Casablanca?

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[dethtoll]

That's a pretty big screwup, 'cuz Casablanca sucks.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[(Anonymous)]

you've gone too far this time dethy

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[dethtoll]

Sorry! I just find it trite and cliched. It was really good with its lighting, but the script is weak and full of cheap one-liners and the acting is shallow. The ending is just awful, too.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[(Anonymous)]

I really don't know how a human being can be so wrong

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[dethtoll]

Well, considering I'm not, yeah, I can understand that.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[diet_poison]

for a second I read this as "I'm not a human being", not "I'm not wrong"

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[belladonna_took]

I just did the same thing. Dethtoll. Plz clarify. Are aliens among us?

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[cakemage]

My first thought was that he's really an intelligent t-rex who's always a little irritable because reaching his keyboard with his teeny arms is a massive pain in the ass. That, or he's secretly a tiny, pissed-off pixie with internet access.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[fingalsanteater]

I wouldn't!

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[belladonna_took]

Good. Otherwise I would have made you sit through a stream of both with very dry commentary. Citizen Kane was my focus study for Ext1 English in high school, and I've seen Casablanca maybe 20 times. I've been forced to think about both too much, and now I must inflict my suffering on others. It's a compulsion. I can't stop.

Re: Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's any good

[fingalsanteater]

I would sit through a stream of both, only because I've seen both only once and could stand to see them again. Actually, I may have seen Citizen Kane twice...