[ SECRET POST #3201 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3201 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Scream TV series]


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02.
[Erasure/Andy Bell]


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03.


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04.
[AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire]


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05. [SPOILERS for Man from UNCLE]



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06. [WARNING for rape, war]



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07. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #457.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - not!fandom ]

[(Anonymous)]

sounds like some bullshit from anime fandom tbh

[(Anonymous)]

...While I get the stereotype, I have not seen any serious attempts involving actual protein shakes and now I'm just picturing a scowling lady in a tight catsuit and heels and somehow it's been established that she's wearing a black t-back thong (for story purposes), waiting for a sniper shot on the roof of a building in an impractical pose; and then her target appears and she sneers in contempt, licks her lips in arousal, and then loudly hoovers out through a straw the last dregs of an ice glacier-powder-and-now-backwash concoction sticking to the bottom of a cheap styrofoam cup that reads "JUICE" or "RAW" or "LIFESTYLE", and it makes that loud FLRRLRLRLFFFF noise.

So anyway, yeah, that's bad in fanfic.

[silverr]

*applause*

Extra kudos for FLRRLRLRLFFFF.

[(Anonymous)]

Now you've got me thinking about story purposes for thongs. All I've got is something an older cousin told me years ago: "They're actually really comfy, once you get used to them and if they're properly sized. They always sit where they're supposed to and you can't get a wedgie with them. They're less distracting than regular underwear."

I gotta say, though, I loved this. Very funny.

[raspberryrain]

Too right.