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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-10-09 07:39 pm

[ SECRET POST #3201 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3201 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Scream TV series]


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02.
[Erasure/Andy Bell]


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04.
[AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire]


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05. [SPOILERS for Man from UNCLE]



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06. [WARNING for rape, war]



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07. [WARNING for rape]



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Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Script.

Herpy: Oh, Dethtoll. Our secret love is too...too dangerous. I must board a plane from wherever I live to wherever you live.
Dethtoll (probably reading a comic book): Oh...yes, my darling dear. I want to stick my thingy into your thing.
Herpy: Gross. But in a way I like, probably.

(Skip ahead to Herpy and Dethtoll meeting).

Dethtoll: My God, you're beautiful.
Herpy (through mouthful of Cheetos): I want to do your ding dong. But in sort of a hateful way.
Dethtoll: Ok

Herpy is the power bottom. I can just see it.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2015-10-09 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
YOu keep that dethtoll away from my husbando!
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Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] dethtoll 2015-10-09 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's funny because I actually have zero interest in sticking my thingy into anyone else's thing, let alone a Todd like Herpy.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is Todd? Always seemed more like a Chad to me.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-10-09 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's neither, actually. Dethtoll keeps equating me to some character or something named Todd from somewhere, but I don't know what the reference is.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2015-10-10 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Y-you can be my Todd if you want.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-10-10 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh noodles, I already am your Todd.

I think.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2015-10-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
<3

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
http://i.imgur.com/W5ookGv.gif

hth

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-10-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not vegan enough.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2015-10-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I will feed you meat and you will like it. (The meat is penis related)
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Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] dethtoll 2015-10-10 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
That is correct.
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Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] slothue 2015-10-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Todd? You mean, like, from Scrubs?

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not fooling anyone, dt. Just fuck him already. Please. The sooner you two work through your unresolved sexual tension, the sooner you can both relax and stop shitting all over F!S.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Did you seriously just tell someone they weren't really asexual because you wanted to cling to a stupid joke?

Are you retarded or just an asshole?

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
NA Oh please, it's all a stupid joke, no one's telling anyone about what their "real" sexuality is.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
God, I am so sick of people using "it's just a joke" to excuse shitty behavior.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
lol "asexuals"

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
no u

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he's even asexual though, I thought he said before he's straight?

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You know herpy is a card carrying faggot, right? A qualified tenth level catamite. Dethtoll couldn't handle that, man.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-10-09 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The certification test was brutal.

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't think my imagination is quite up to this task.

To be honest, I'm kind of grateful.

(Also, I giggled madly at this! Well done!)

Re: Dethtoll/Herpymcderp

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-10-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me that's disgusting.




Implying I would ever eat Cheetos willingly, that is.