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[ SECRET POST #3206 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3206 ⌋

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What's your most fucked up ship you just can't stop shipping no matter what?

Jacen/Jaina Solo. But only in fucked up Evil Jacen ways.

TFP Megatron/Starscream. I know it's ten thousand shades of fucked up but I can't stop shipping that shit.

A lot of my current ships? Probably Annatar/Celebrimbor is the most messed up considering how one-sided it is in terms of actual affection and given how it ends.

I like messed up ships. I hate romanticizing them, though.

Also, while I don't actively ship, I read a Fingolfin/Feanor hate sex fic and enjoyed it.

Edited 2015-10-14 23:44 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhh, most of my incest ships. The worst being Stiles/Sheriff Stilinski?

Edited 2015-10-14 23:18 (UTC)

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kaijinscendre - 2015-10-14 23:35 (UTC) - Expand

Charming/Emma on Once Upon a Time. But only if Snow is dead, and their relationship is in secret. Way too much secondhand embarrassment if the town knows.

Jade/Valmont from Jackie Chan Adventures. I mooooostly only ship it when they're both kids, but... not always. :\

Zucest/Firecest

Asuka/Shinji which I feel isn't really the worst thing out there, but that doesn't stop people on tumblr for calling me scum for shipping it, lol.

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(Anonymous) - 2015-10-14 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

Carrot/Angua... everynight of the month.

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(Anonymous) - 2015-10-15 00:02 (UTC) - Expand

Murphy/Raven the 100

he shot and paralyzed her
she tried to kill him
it's a mess... and yet...

I guess Lapis/Jasper? At this point, you almost have to AU it in order to ship it, though I've seen some interesting main-universe fics where they let go of their hatred and start to understand each other.

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feotakahari - 2015-10-15 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

Probably Beetlejuice and Lydia from the cartoon series. Yeah, Beetlejuice is friendlier and more likeable in the cartoon, as opposed to how he is in the movie...

...but he's still, y'know, very much dead. And Lydia's supposed to be, what, a preteen at most?

Doctor Doom/Magneto. Doom is a total creeper and there's no way that relationship would end well for either of them, but IDGAF.

To quote the TV Tropes "Foe Yay" page:

"Magneto comes in a distant third on Doctor Doom's Unhealthy Obsession Scale, behind Reed Richards and Namor, respectively. The entire plot of their "teamup" in Super-Villain Team-Up is that Doom slips Magneto a roofie, and then forces him to participate in an elaborate role-playing game."

Normally TV Tropes' summaries of anything should be taken with a very large grain of salt, but I have read the comic in question and that is actually pretty accurate.

Sokka/Katara
Katara/Hakoda
Katara/Batto

Justin Crowe/Iris Crowe from Carnivale. I will ship them until I die, and then will continue in Hell.

Just remembered -- Kara/Leoben and Lee/Laura from BSG.

John/Jo from SPN. Sansa/Littlefinger from GRRM's books. Kronos/Methos from Highlander. Methos-as-Death/Cassandra from Highlander.

Uhhh, fucked up and twisted is my favorite kind of ship, but somehow I can't remember any more pairings now!

Edited 2015-10-15 01:55 (UTC)

I'm going to say Hannibal/Will despite the fact that I ship several incest pairings, including Norma and Norman Bates.

Hannigram is a whole new level of fucked up, but that's largely why I'm so fascinated by it.

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Rick Grimes/Carl Grimes. I am so ashamed.

Charlie/Castiel and Meg/Castiel. Charlie is a lesbian and Meg is a demon and Cas is a mess, and why does everything have to be about sex and romance anyway?? Yet here I am.

Also Sarah Jane / Clyde from Sarah Jane Adventures. 45-year age gap! No bueno!

Re: SPN and SJA

(Anonymous) - 2015-10-15 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

Just came across this:

Why fangirls go to hell:

http://cosmic-artsu.tumblr.com/post/124352857705/well-i-suppose-its-only-fair-then

Re: ehehe, and this may apply? (link to comic)

(Anonymous) - 2015-10-15 01:44 (UTC) - Expand

The incest ones probably win with Thor/Loki or Nuada/Nuala taking the crown.

Oh! Or Harry/Valentine, since that would be extremely messed up.

Pearl/Steven

Re: inspired by #4

feotakahari - 2015-10-15 04:34 (UTC) - Expand

From Tales of the Abyss, on the basis of being incest: Jade/Nephry. I love it so much. Hngh.

As far as just straight fucked-up, though, I have a secret love of Van/Asch, but only when Van is fucking with him in the worst way and calling him "Luke" during sex and such. And I really love Replica!Nebilim/Dist.

I kinda ship Cassie/Nick from Push. Which is fucked up because she's thirteen in the movie and he's like twenty-four or something. *hurries to add* But I only ship them in the future when Cassie is considerably older.

Hiccup/Valka

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