[ SECRET POST #3211 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3211 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Jim Carrey]


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03.
[Disney's Descendants]


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04.
(City of Angels)


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05.
[Die Hard/Die Hard 4]


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06.
[Pacific Rim]


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07.
[Sandi Toksvig, Stephen Fry, QI]


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08.
[Undertale]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #459.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/Kz13aLC.jpg
[Die Hard/Die Hard 4]

[(Anonymous)]

I like 4 too but it was also the first one I saw. I've only seen parts of 2 (I think) and 5 was terrible. But 4 was adorable. I really like Matt/John fics.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Is Die Hard 4 known for being slashy?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Die Hard (Movies) has 500ish fics and of those, 440 of the fics are Matt/John from Die Hard 4.

[(Anonymous)]

That's so weird.

[(Anonymous)]

That is weird. I've never even thought of any of those movies in slashy terms.

[(Anonymous)]

But Hans Gruber/John McClane tho.

[cehrulean]

OH MY GOD, I USED TO SHIP THIS.

I even wrote a fic, lmao.

[(Anonymous)]

Morty's expression seems very appropriate for this comment :D

[cehrulean]

Haha! I didn't even notice. xD;;;

[comma_chameleon]

In order of movie love for me:

1
3
4
2
5

One will always be my favourite because a) it's the "best" to me, and b) Alan Rickman is a wonderful villain. I don't even remember five, and considering how 'meh' two is to me, that's why it's so low on my scale.

[(Anonymous)]

There's certainly absolutely no other possible reason to prefer 4 over the original. Or consider them even in the same ballpark.

[solticisekf]

lol

[feotakahari]

Hmm . . . I've never considered this before, but is Sergeant Powell from the first movie slashable?

[(Anonymous)]

I've never considered it, I don't know that it would appeal to me, but you could probably get some good h/c fic out John/Powell with the events of the movie and John's influence restoring Powell's faith in his ability as a cop.

That might actually be pretty sweet and heartwarming, if done well.

[(Anonymous)]

Bald Bruce Willis would be my reason, but ok. lol

[(Anonymous)]

I LOVE the fourth one. It's over-the-top but has some nice quiet moments as well, the batshit action scenes are well done, and McClane and Matt play off each other well (although I read them as more father/son mentor/student than slashy)

[(Anonymous)]

Originally, the script was about John and his son. It was later rewritten but you definitely wouldn't be wrong in seeing them as such.

e_e

[(Anonymous)]

Proof that slashers will slash any two sufficiently pretty boys regardless of the canon relationship.

Bruce Willis is attractive. Justin Long is very attractive. To me. But those two characters a couple do not make.

Re: e_e

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure I thought so at first too. Then I started reading the fic. Damn, that shit is gooood. And that's when I discovered I had an age difference kink :P

[(Anonymous)]

Man, this just reminded me again of my weird situation where I can't figure out if I think Bruce Willis is super hot or if I think he looks like my dad.