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fandomsecrets2015-10-25 03:32 pm
[ SECRET POST #3217 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3217 ⌋
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(Anonymous) 2015-10-27 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)To which people go "Frogs squeeze other frogs to death to mate. Otters rape baby seals to death. Our uteruses are in an arms race against parasitic embryo hijacking so we have to entirely shed lining once a month which can go wrong in all kinda of ways. Our hips are too wide to walk properly because our babies are born too large. Sitting down to poop feels right, but closes off part of our colon and makes it so much harder AND poop gets trapped between our big flappy buttcheeks and has to be cleaned off or it causes all kinda of problems. Our immune systems can attack our own bodies. We are drawn to foods that will kill us over time. Oxygen is toxic and we need it to survive while it slowly kills us."
And the only option is that the divine being that intelligently designed life is a TOTAL DICKHEAD that hates us and enjoys suffering, or nature doesn't care about intelligent design, only what works. If an all powerful all knowing divine being was 100% in charge, why is biology so shitty?