[ SECRET POST #3226 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3226 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Animal Crossing]


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03.
[Steven Universe]


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04.
[Excess Baggage]


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05.
[Sue Perkins]


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06.
[Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans]


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07.
[Vin Diesel]


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08.
[Hemlock Grove]









Notes:

Sorry about early, have stuff to do!

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 026 secrets from Secret Submission Post #461.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Weird Questions

[(Anonymous)]

Ask them here. Mine is in reply for being sort of gory.

Cutting face off

[(Anonymous)]

At work today we listened to a scary story about someone cutting off someone's face and wearing it. It this possible? How hard is it to cut off a human face? Could you pull it off in one big sheet (by loosening the top and ripping down)? Or would you have to slowly go behind the skin with a razor?

Re: Cutting face off

[herpymcderp]

It's possible, but you'd have to be a very skilled surgeon to get someone's entire face off without tearing the skin. Especially around the nostrils.

Re: Cutting face off

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you'd probably be cutting off more than the skin, you'd be getting... more or less everything in a fleshy mask. Google "face transplant" but watch out for gory pics. It's a legit surgery that's been done not that long ago.

Re: Cutting face off

[(Anonymous)]

Ask Pavi Largo ;) https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc66mknZuZ1ric1qso1_500.jpg

Re: Cutting face off

[(Anonymous)]

you'd probably have to peel the skin plus underlying tissues away from the skull as a single unit.

Butt questions for SCIENCE

[kallanda_lee]

Okay, so anal douching. Anyone done it? Is it messy? How does it feel? Is it actually effective?

I need to know for science. By which I mean a fic.

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[herpymcderp]

There are technically two ways to "douche" anally.

One is an oral solution and is generally medically employed when someone needs to go in for a colonoscopy. It's extremely effective when paired with fasting, but tastes pretty disgusting, can dehydrate you, and isn't really recommended for everyday use.

The other method involves squirting a plastic tube full of saline (or sometimes a laxative solution) into the anal cavity and then letting that clear you out. It's effective on short notice, but if you've just had a large meal or plan for something later on in the evening it's not really going to stop the digestive process from moving things along down the line, so to speak. This is the method most often used by the porn industry, though porn stars will usually do this 15-20 times before a shoot to be "extra sure".

Other anal hygiene includes personal antibacterial wipes, bidets, and of course showering.

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[(Anonymous)]

I tend to confuse this, enemas, and high colonics.

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[herpymcderp]

Colonics are the application of a (usually low pressure) stream of water or other solution to the anal canal.

They don't do much more than a normal squeeze bottle enema, really.

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[kallanda_lee]

That was...oddly complete and wonderful. Thank you!

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[herpymcderp]

No worries, friend! Glad to see you hanging around f!s again. :)

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[kallanda_lee]

I never officially left. It's just that I was doing crappy 5 AM shifts that were pretty much impossible to combine with posting here. Thanks for the welcome :)

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[(Anonymous)]

You mean, like an enema to clean oneself before anal penetration? It's not messy; you just hold the water and "go" into the toilet, and yes it is effective.

Re: Butt questions for SCIENCE

[kallanda_lee]

yes, that is exactly what I meant!