[ SECRET POST #3235 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3235 ⌋

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Comments

Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Would you be MOST surprised were revealed as a serial killer? Which would you be LEAST surprised about?

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Probably some child actor tbh. And idk about the least.

Re: Which celebs

[kallanda_lee]

Least: Kevin Bacon: I'm not sure if he's even in anything anmore, but that face always screamed psychopath to me.

To some level also Taylor Swift; I feel like there's something about to snap there.

Most? It's bias, but both Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan - they just seem so genuinely nice.

and for a less biased answer: Jennifer Lawrence. If only because she's trip over the corpses or something.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Most: Betty White
Least: any crime writer

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Most surprised: Shia LeBeouf

Least Surprised: Betty White (she's seen some shit and she probably wouldn't take any shit anymore.)

Anon Above You

[(Anonymous)]

*raises eyebrow*

We shall see. We shall see...

Re: Anon Above You

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed we shall... *rubs hands like a devious little raccoon.*

Re: Which celebs

[forgottenjester]

But-but there's a whole song about it!

Re: Which celebs

[kaijinscendre]

Most: Tom Hiddleston

Least: Gary Busey or Randy Quaid.

Re: Which celebs

[cenobitic_anchorite]

I'm the reverse. I adore Hiddleston, but he's so goddamn nice that I'm convinced that man has a warehouse full of dead hookers *somewhere.*

Or my usual shtick is that he's an attractive ploy by eldritch, hateful things that are using him in preparation for the day they ultimately wrench open a doorway between this world and theirs.

Although, yeah, I expect Randy Quaid and his equally insane wife to murder each other or something anytime now.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Most surprised: Keanu Reeves, because he's the most benign, inoffensive person I've ever seen. I've always thought of him as the kind of person whose favourite condiment is mayonnaise and who has a swear jar.

Least surprised: Tom Cruise. If his Scientologist alien overlords commanded him to do some good ol' fashioned human sacrifices I've no doubt he'd do it without hesitation.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

I agree on both! And I'm surprised, because this seems like the silliest of silly threads, and yet, your answer makes complete sense. Both of those are spot on!

Love the description of Keanu, by the way - mayonnaise! He does seem like a real sweetheart.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

See, and for me I'd switch these two! XD

Keanu is SO inoffensive and bland, he's like the perfect charming psychopath. Someone you just can't help but like, who seems like there's nothing wrong with him. Keanu's the guy who would get away with it b/c no one would suspect that his nice gentle smile hid a murderer beneath.

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise has this crazy intensity about everything. If he was doing a movie where he played a marathon runner who broke a leg, Tom Cruise would start running marathons and then have his leg broken to prep for the role. He'd look at the idea of murder and be like 'gosh, I don't have time for that, I'm studying six languages on top of my regular day job!'

Re: Which celebs

[comradesmiler]

Least? Derren Brown. he's got the whole psychological manipulation going on.
(That said, I am looking to his WC16 collab with Thorpe Park...)

Re: Which celebs

[herpymcderp]

Most: idk

Least: Taylor Swift

Re: Which celebs

[elaminator]

Most: Stephen Colbert. He's too sweet and good, and he would probably fail fantastically even if he attempted it.

Least: Uh...god, IDK. Mads Mikkelsen DOES talk about Hannibal in the first person so that's a bit weird (though also strangely endearing), but from everything I've heard he's a total sweetheart; he would probably be on the other list.

I think all of them would surprise me, no matter how creepy they came off.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, the very thought of Stephen Colbert even trying to be a serial killer amuses me greatly :D. Yeah. I can't ever see that happening. Ever.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

Most: Bjork because she's fucking nuts.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

same poster, I meant Bjork is most likely to be a serial killer. I fucked that up.

Re: Which celebs

[(Anonymous)]

MOST surprised: John Green (if he counts), Joss Whedon, Ellen Degeneres. Also Taylor Swift. I really like and admire her and, unlike many people, I actually believe she's genuine.

LEAST surprised: Maybe Christian Bale, or Michael Fassbender? Completely apart from their alleged and/or documented bad behavior in the past, I honestly just get the creeps from them. They're both really good actors, and I can watch they're movies just fine, but there's something about them that says "dangerous/violent" to me.

Re: Which celebs

[kryss_labryn]

Most: Tom Hanks. Definitely. Everyone he's ever worked with, fans who meet in in the street, all say how just plain nice and genuine he is.

Least: Tarantino. Come on. If they found bodies in his basement, NO ONE would be surprised.