[ SECRET POST #3239 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3239 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani]


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03.
[Law & Order SVU/OZ]


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04.
[Unforgotten, The Fall]


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05.
[Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything]


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06.
[Markiplier]


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07.
[Law & Order SVU (John Munch)]


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08.
[Kaiji]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 035 secrets from Secret Submission Post #463.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

Think of two hot dudes you ship.

You're given the option of

A) watching them have sex
B) drinking their male tears

Which one?

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck off radfem.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

no u

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

lol you're pathetic

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

no u

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

*tips fedora*

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

Male tears as in liquid from their eyes brought about by deep emotion or pain? Or Male tears as a euphemism for sperm (always amazed people don't know about this slang)

Either way it's B, I just need to know what powers I'll be getting from them.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

um I'll take the watching, please.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[kaijinscendre]

The idea of drinking a cup of anyone's tears is disgusting. Ugh. A cup of room temperature, vaguely salty water. *gag*

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[kallanda_lee]

Alternatively, in fanfic, I do sort of like people tasting each other's tears (even better if during an dysfunctional sex)

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[vethica]

I love salt water. I'll drink the tears for you.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

Can I split the difference and watch them platonically cry with each other instead?

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

my babies are angsty enough already, i'm not going to make them cry more. i guess that leaves me with watching them get it on.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[caerbannog]

A?

Drinking years doesn't sound fun. I'm not a fan of salt.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

"Drinking years"

What, like some sort of time vampire? Instead of drinking blood, you drink time, so whenever you feed it takes years of your victim's lifespan?

NGL, that's pretty cool.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[elaminator]

Watch Stargate Atlantis for the Wraith.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[ginainthekingsroad]

The Weeping Angels as established in "Blink" do this. Then Moffat kind of forgot about that being one of their primary attributes, because he's an idiot.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[caerbannog]

Lolol but only if it's not salty. Everyone is a bit salty do I think I'll have to pass and stick to organic plant years ;)

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather take a third option and watch one of them drink the other's tears as they're doing it.

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Re: Question for gay girls who are slash/BL fans

[lady_dragoon]

0/10