[ SECRET POST #3250 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3250 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[rhett and link]


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02. http://i.imgur.com/HFa7mmA.gif
[moving gif]


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03. http://i.imgur.com/GzJRfyl.gif
[moving gif]


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04. http://i.imgur.com/cCPmEkC.jpg
[linked for porn / het / illustrated]


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05.
[Re: Battlestar Galactica Finale]


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08. [SPOILERS for Hunger Games /Mockingjay]



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09. [SPOILERS for Hunger Games /Mockingjay]



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10. [SPOILERS for Hunger Games/Mockingjay]



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11. [SPOILERS for Jessica Jones]



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12. [tb2]


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13. [WARNING for rape]



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14. [WARNING for rape]



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15. [WARNING for rape]




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16. [WARNING for mentions of terror attacks]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #464.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

>be japanese
>received sexual favors by your mom to achieve your exams

"One day he was offered, and received, sexual favours from his mother to encourage him to persevere with his schoolwork"

CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
UP

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/out-of-japan-mother-love-puts-a-nation-in-the-pouch-1508595.html

[(Anonymous)]

Did he break both of his arms?

[(Anonymous)]

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't. Captain please?

[a_potato]

Strap yourself in, anon. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Full post
The response which spawned the meme

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, I'm so sick and tired of seeing that thing over on reddit. I think that is one of my least favourite things about the site, like how 'everyone' brings up any semi-relevant reference to things for easy karma.

/mini-rant over

[a_potato]

It's one of the reasons I've been going to the default subs less and less. It's all memes and strings of bad puns (not that there's anything wrong with a well-placed bad pun, but goodness, people, show some restraint).

[(Anonymous)]

ugh, that poor kid. :(

[ill_omened]

I've read that doujinshi.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

This has to be the most fedora-worthy comment I've ever seen on this comm.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Legbeard. Post picture with proofs that you are not a death fat with died hair and probleatic glasses.

Expert tip you are twice the social freak anyone of the guys you're replying too are.

(frozen comment) DA

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, because clearly responding to someone else with appearance based assumptions and stereotyped with your own is the most mature response.

You and fedora anon need to grow the fuck up.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh fuck off, fedora anon.

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd.

[(Anonymous)]

rape is funny xDDDD!!

[(Anonymous)]

That article is kinda fucked up. Incest mom is a deranged individual but the article makes it sound like Japanese society enables it, or something. I don't know, it is just weird. Like any article being "Japanese person does fucked up thing" and people's reaction being "well that's Japan for you".

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, this. ANY article about something that happens in Japan will inevitably be written in a "lol Japan" type tone. And that's what the comments will be: "oh, only in Japan!".

Like, no. Crazy shit happens everywhere. Japan actually is a fully developed and functioning country, you wouldn't judge any other country by its cartoons and porn industry so why do it with Japan?

[(Anonymous)]

boi got LUCKY :D
asians give good sexual favors, what can i say?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh fuck off

[(Anonymous)]

no! i'll fuck ON

[(Anonymous)]

Shit like this is the reason why the South Park episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" exists.

[(Anonymous)]

Sadly, not the first instance I've heard of over there. Still messed up as hell.

[(Anonymous)]

Reminds me of that porno Japanese movie, the mom finds out that son has an anime waifu, she isn't happy about his son obsessing with a fictional character, so she cosplays his son's waifu and says that she'll be his waifu from now on. Best part is when mom says "please be gentle, it's my first time".

[dahli]

Jaysus, poor kid. D:

[(Anonymous)]

This article is cap and what that psychologist says is a stinking heap of crappy cliches.