[ SECRET POST #3260 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3260 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Garden of Time]


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03.
[Fargo, Karl x Sonny]


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04.
[Elementary]


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05.
[Top Chef]


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06.
[The Pacific/HBO War]


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07.
[Penn Jillette]


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08.
[Final Fantasy X]


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09.
[Shadow of Mordor]


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10.
[Judging Amy]


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11.
[The Lion Guard]


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12.
(Borderlands)


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13.
[Anziz Ansari, Master of None]


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14.
[Pokemon]


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15.
[Samurai Warriors Chronicles 3/Pokémon Conquest/Japanese history]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 067 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Go.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I sometimes wonder what poop tastes like.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Really bad. There's my confession, I know that for a fact.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

even if anyone did want to have sex with me, i'm sure i would be terrible at it and bad for them. i mean, my body is clearly bad, and... well, why would i be particularly good at it? what, i'm supposed to think i'm special? i'm probably a terrible kisser too.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, everyone is pretty nervous their first time (I know I was). The most important thing is to find someone who is patient and understanding. Be honest about what you like/don't like, and if you don't know what you like/don't like, take baby steps! Only try what you feel ready to try. Go at your pace.

That stuff you said about your body - once you find a partner who you are compatible with, none of it matters. There's no such thing as one universal concept of "perfect"! Ignore people who put you down for the way you look - they're probably just insecure themselves and feel gratified when they make fun of others. Keep your chin up!

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously now, how many people do you think are born being good at sex? None, of course, because that'd be hella weird. But you can read up about it, practice on your own body and find out what YOU like, be an attentive, caring partner when the time comes and be patient. Which is how the best lovers got to be the best.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

None, of course, because that'd be hella weird.

I don't know, it doesn't seem impossible. Maybe it's some mysterious personal quality, or one of those instinctive abilities you either have or you don't. Like being able to roll your tongue.

Which I can't do, by the way.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[otakugal15]

Lol, my first few times were crap. But each time after I learned things about myself, what I liked, and now I fuck the shit out of my fiance. And if the sounds he makes are any indication, he fucking loves it.

Everything takes practice. Everything. TV prettiness is not real life and never ever take it as so.

Re: Non-fandom secrets / confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I'd say about... 60% of the time I masturbate is basically out of loneliness.