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fandomsecrets2015-12-08 06:29 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2015-12-08 06:29 pm
[ SECRET POST #3261 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: FANFICTION TIME
(Anonymous) 2015-12-09 01:08 am (UTC)(link)"I am not Luke, what are you blind," said Sephiroth, who had suddenly materialized out of nowhere where Luke had been standing moments ago. He was holding a carton of expired milk and looking confused.
"Well shit, I guess you aren't Luke," said Vader. He was disappointed. He'd been looking forward to finally having some good old-fashioned father-son bonding time, and now this weirdo shows up literally out of nowhere and replaces his son, so he was more than a little peeved.
Sephiroth put down his carton of milk on the floor and looked around at Vader's living room. "Nice place you got here. Could do with less pastels, though." He wrinkled his nose in disgust. "And what is with your curtains? Seriously, beige curtains next to a forest green sofa with lavender throw pillows? Man, that's just WRONG."
Vader was deeply offended. "WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY SUPERB INTERIOR DECORATION SKILLS?" he said offendedly.
"Excuse you, I have a DEGREE in interior decorating," said Sephiroth.
"Oh really?" Vader was now more intrigued than offended... and a little turned on too. It wasn't often he met someone so attractive who shared his passion for both interior decorating AND menacing all-black outfits.
"In that case, I'm willing to listen to what you have to say on this topic. Want to talk more about it over coffee?"
"Sure, why not," said Sephiroth. They went to Starbucks.
Meanwhile, in another dimension, Luke Skywalker woke up from unconsciousness to find himself being screamed at by a weird spiky-haired dude with a huge-ass sword, something about "WHERE'S SEPHIROTH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM, I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING MY REVENGE AND FORCING HIM TO DRINK EXPIRED MILK SO HE'D GET FOOD POISONING, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"
But that's a story for another time.
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(Anonymous) 2015-12-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)"Who the fuck is Sephiroth?" said Luke.
"MY ARCH-NEMESIS, WHO I HAVE SWORN TO KILL," said Cloud in a voice that indicated he meant SRS BSNS.
"Man, I do not care about your vendetta against some dude who pissed in your Cheerios or whatever, I got a galaxy far far away to save from the evil empire," said Luke in a voice that indicated he was not taking any of Cloud's shit.
Cloud was taken aback! He was a protagonist and was thus accustomed to his important motives being the center of the plot, but this guy was giving out major protagonist vibes, and it made him uncomfortable.
"Holy shit, are you a protagonist too? I am uncomfortable with this development," said Cloud, uncomfortably.
"Oh damnit, you're also a protagonist?!" said Luke. "I guess that means I have to kill you. There can be only one, and all that." He reached for his lightsaber.
"Dude, this isn't Highlander, we don't have to fight each other to the death," said Cloud, but he maintained a firm grip on his sword anyway, just in case.
"Well what do you propose we do instead?" Luke said irritably.
"I dunno." Cloud scratched his spiky head. "We could start by making out a little, and then figure out how to proceed from there," said Cloud.
So they did.
The End... or is it?!
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This is everything I didn't know I wanted.