[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

"IDK why you even bother, kid. I am clearly the superior search engine. You should give up, throw in the towel, and stuff," said Google smugly, gazing down at his defeated rival, whose sorry ass he had just thoroughly trounced.

"I will defeat you some day! I just need to train more, and get stronger!" said Bing, clenching his fists, teeth, and buttcheeks determinedly.

"lol w/e" said Google, brushing a bit of dust off his shoulder and walking away haughtily like the douchebag rival he was.

"I NEED TO TRAIN MORE," said Bing. He went to his Old Man Mentor and said, "SENSEI, YOU NEED TO TEACH ME MORE FIGHTING TECHNIQUES SO I CAN DEFEAT GOOGLE!"

"Patience young padawan," said the Old Man Mentor. "You need to like, wax on, wax off or some shit, IDK."

"AAAAARGH!" Bing threw up his hands in frustration and went to go brood somewhere.

Meanwhile, Google was at home looking up reviews of the latest episode of Ultra Kung-Fu Master Google vs. Mega Super Bing when he accidentally stumbled upon a yaoi doujin depicting himself GETTING FREAKY with his hated rival.

"Ewwwwwww," said Google, disgusted. He couldn't stand Bing and those dumb yaoi fangirls were so dumb for thinking he would want have intimate relations with that pathetic upstart!

That didn't stop him from jerking off to the doujin, though.

The End.

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[bigpaw]

is the old man mentor Ask Jeeves??

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

He is whoever you want him to be. :D