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fandomsecrets2015-12-08 06:29 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2015-12-08 06:29 pm
[ SECRET POST #3261 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: FANFICTION TIME
(Anonymous) 2015-12-09 01:57 am (UTC)(link)Re: FANFICTION TIME
(Anonymous) 2015-12-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)"I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO MY EVIL LAIR AND DO EEEEEEVIL THINGS TO YOU," said Missy menacingly.
Clara ignored her and continued eating her Froot Loops and reading about how a local panda bear had successfully been crossbred with a lion and the resulting mutant hybrid was voted Most Adorable Thing Ever.
Missy pouted. She did not liked being ignored. "Dude I am trying to be menacing at you, why aren't you menaced?" she said, pouting.
Clara looked up from her newspaper. "Sorry, you're just not as interesting as mutant panda-lion hybrids."
"This is no fun!" Missy said angrily. "I'm going to go kidnap someone else." She started to walk away in a huff, but then Clara got up and grabbed her wrist.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, giving up so easily?! I am ashamed of you!" said Clara, angrily.
Missy swiveled around and glared at her, her expatriate orbs brimming with tears as black as her soul and only slightly blacker than the coffee she had consumed right before materializing in Clara's kitchen. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A VILLAIN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF KNOWING I HAVE MILLIONS OF SQUEALING FANGIRLS WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY CHARACTERIZATION AND REDUCE ME TO A MISUNDERSTOOD WOOBIE WHO WEARS LEATHER PANTS AND NEEDS THE LOVE OF A MARY SUE OC? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"No, but I'm willing to listen if you want to talk about it," said Clara sympathetically.
"Okay," Missy said, sniffling.
They talked about their feelings for the rest of the day, and they also made out a little (but only a little).
The End.
Re: FANFICTION TIME
(Anonymous) 2015-12-09 03:35 am (UTC)(link)