[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

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Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

"Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing," said Jasmine into the phone. In the background, Rajah was having a wild party with all the other Disney animal sidekicks. The alligator from The Princess and the Frog was the DJ.

"Is my grandmother's cricket there?" Mulan asked. "He's been gone for hours and we're all very worried. Mushu said he was going to a party at your place, so we thought he might have gone with him."

Jasmine looked around, but she didn't see a cricket anywhere. There was a firefly though, and a lot of mice.

"I don't see him, but that doesn't mean he isn't here. Crickets are pretty small. Why don't you come over and check?" Her voice dropped a little on those last words, giving it a sultry sound. "It's been such a long time since we last got together, ifyouknowwhatImean, winkwinknudgenudge."

"Okay, I'll be right over. But I have to find Cri-kee before we have any hot sex," said Mulan. She hung up. Jasmine punched the air like that guy in The Breakfast Club did at the very end of the movie.

"Hot-sex-with-Mulan, here I come!" she said. She then laughed at her own pun. "Heh heh, come."

Meanwhile, in the washroom Cri-kee was making out with Jiminy Cricket. The two insects were blissfully unaware of the impending cockblocking that would soon occur when Mulan would walk in on them and chastise Cri-kee for not telling the family he was going to the party with Mushu, because they had all been super-worried and it was very inconsiderate of him to not tell them, and also, Jiminy are you aware that Cri-kee is an underage cricket, shame on you, you should know better MR. I-AM-PINOCCHIO'S-CONSCIENCE.

But Mulan herself got laid, so the night wasn't a total failure for everyone. Jasmine was certainly pleased with how things turned out.

The End.