[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

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Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

Hannibal looked at Satan's lunch disapprovingly. It consisted of a Luther Burger, which is a hamburger that has a doughnut instead of a bun, and chili fries with a diet Coke.

"That is DISGUSTING," said Hannibal, disgustedly.

"At least it doesn't have PEOPLE in it," Satan said equally disgustedly, through a mouthful of doughnut and grilled Angus beef with lettuce, tomatoes, and honey mustard sauce (because Satan was not a fan of mayonnaise).

"You just don't UNDERSTAND my sophisticated sensibilities!" said Hannibal. He stuck his nose up in the air like a snob, because he actually was a snob.

Satan swallowed the glob of burger in his mouth and took a long, noisy sip of his diet Coke before saying, "Look dude, you've done some great work for me, and I appreciate that, but if you think I'm gonna let you sass me about my eating habits, think again."

Hannibal rolled his eyes. "I'm not sassing you, I'm trying to make you see the error of your ways! You are a man of wealth and taste, I don't understand how you can be so CRASS and COMMON when it comes to food!"

"Hey man, I don't bitch at you for putting human guts in your grilled cheese."

"THAT'S DIFFERENT! WHEN I COOK HUMAN GUTS, I DO IT SO THAT IT TASTES LIKE-" Before Hannibal could rant any further, Satan forced him to shut up by kissing him. It was the sort of kiss that involves tongue, so bits of doughnut burger got into Hannibal's mouth, and Hannibal was so upset by this that when he was released from Satan's grip he screamed like a little girl and immediately rushed to the nearest washroom to rinse out his mouth. Satan laughed evilly and went back to his lunch.

The End.

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[elaminator]

This deserves multiple gifs!





First, it's nice to know that Satan is not a fan of mayonnaise. Feel like this is important information.

He stuck his nose up in the air like a snob, because he actually was a snob.

+100% in character, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

"Look dude, you've done some great work for me

I think Hannibal would at least think, "It's nice to be appreciated!"

It was the sort of kiss that involves tongue, so bits of doughnut burger got into Hannibal's mouth

That does sound like Hannibal's worst nightmare. The burger, not the Satan kissing. He'd probably be up for the Satan kissing.

You are a beautiful person, anon.