[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[dancinbutterfly]

MATT/FOGGY OF DAREDEVIL!

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

Matt and Foggy were at a lawyer convention in Toronto, Ontario. Half of the lawyers present were moose, beavers, and other Canadian animals, which was kind of weird, but Matt and Foggy were a superhero and a superhero's BFF respectively, and they were used to a certain level of weirdness, so they took it in their stride.

That is, until a caribou lawyer ran up to them and said, "OHMYGAWD, BEN AFFLECK. You were so amazing in Kevin Smith's Dogma, can I have your autograph?!?!"

Matt was deeply offended. "I am not Ben Affleck, I'm Charlie Cox, can't you goshdarned Canadians tell the difference?!"

"Calm down Matt," said Foggy, "he's a caribou, probably all humans look the same to him."

Suddenly an interdimensional rift opened and an alternate universe version of Matt Murdock played by Ben Affleck stepped out.

"Hello alternate universe me and alternate universe Foggy," said Affleck!Matt.

"Holy plot twist Batman!" Cox!Matt and Foggy exclaimed simultaneously.

"I have traveled here from my own dimension to inform you two that you need to stop dancing around your feelings and confess your undying love for each other, or else the entire multiverse is at stake!" said Affleck!Matt.

"That sounds fake, but okay," said Cox!Matt. He turned to Foggy and said "I love you."

"Ditto," said Foggy. They smooched.

Affleck!Matt gave a satisfied nod. "My work here is done," he said, and stepped back into the interdimensional rift, which closed up behind him.

The End.