[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

Gaby/Illya (aka Gallya) | TMFU

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

"I do not approve of your outfit," said Gaby, frowning in disapproval.

Illya looked at himself in the full-length mirror on the wall. He was wearing a sparkly golden skintight catsuit, a pink and green ballerina tutu, tangerine hiking boots with sparkly yellow laces, pink sparkly opera gloves, tangerine arm-warmers on top of the opera gloves, and a green scuba diving mask with golden lightning bolts on it. He then turned to Gaby and asked, "What's wrong with it?"

"Too many sparkles," said Gaby. "It's unbecoming. We need to get you out of those clothes before anyone sees you like this."

"Are you sure you're not just looking for an excuse to get me out of my clothes, period?" Illya wiggled his eyebrows up and down seductively, but Gaby didn't see because the scuba diving mask covered that part of his face.

"Perhaps," Gaby said, wiggling her own eyebrows seductively, because she was unaware that Illya himself had just done exactly that and so it was kind of redundant for her to do it too.

Illya started to do a sexy strip tease. First, he removed his arm-warmers, throwing them dismissively on the floor, much like how the children of the 80s, 90s and beyond had dismissively thrown away the culture of the Baby Boomers that came before them. His sparkly opera gloves soon met the same fate.

Next, he bent down and began to slowly, sexily, unlace his boots, making sure that Gaby had a good view of his catsuit-clad ass as he did so. Gaby wiggled her eyebrows a second time, though this time Illya couldn't see it.

But just as Illya had finished sexily unlacing his boots, the Kool-Aid Man smashed through the wall of the building they were in and shouted "OH YEAH!"

A massive tidal wave of Kool-Aid poured through the hole in the wall, drenching Gaby, Illya, and everything in their vicinity.

It was the ultimate cockblock.

The End.

Re: FANFICTION TIME

[(Anonymous)]

... Unbelievable.

I'm kidding. Haha thank you for actually writing this!