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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

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Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[belladonna_took]

We do have a lot of cute and interesting things to see that get a bit forgotten when people are concerned about dying.

Unfortunately, the summer roach and mosquito invasion has begun. I hate living near restaurants and a stagnant creek. It's the worst spot for both.

The poor dog trod on a bee and got stung between the toes the other day. :( I tried not to laugh but he flopped on the lounge like a big drama queen and stuck his paw out at me and made sad dying noises. He made a miraculous recovery a few minutes later and ripped open the bag of frozen veggies I was holding against his foot to cool it down, and then he spread them all over the house and started eating them, but when I looked at him he lifted up his paw like 'don't be mad at me, I am mortally wounded'. Little shit.

Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[herpymcderp]

Didn't you know that frozen vegetables only cure bee stings in canines if they are consumed orally? I mean, geez. Your dog is just trying to let you in on the latest scientific advances.

My cat was stupid enough to walk directly onto the glass top burner while my SO was cooking. Luckily I was nearby to avert disaster and grab him off of it before he could further injure himself.

My SO, on the other hand, was stupid enough to let him onto the stove while she was cooking because she "didn't think he would do it".

Such a scolding was had.

Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[belladonna_took]

Haha. He is pretty considerate! He doesn't jump on the lounge with me when I nap. He sits on the floor next to me and watches me sleep. I'm not sure yet if it's cute or creepy.

Oh no. Nearly had cat for dinner :( They're not stupid, but sometimes their curiosity outweighs any common sense.

I just accidentally made myself pass out because I was trying to clean up and hide all the medical shit before someone came over. Now I'm all sweaty and shaky and I can't fix my hair because my hands are too weak to plait it. Why can I type but not hold hair? Ugh.

Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[herpymcderp]

It's true. Cats mostly aren't stupid animals.

Except for mine. He is the dumbest cat I have ever owned. He would manage to nearly strangle himself if I gave him a toy with a string attached. He is dumb enough that he thinks any new object is an enemy and he must attack it by viciously batting it with his paw to make sure it is dead.

He also thinks my fuzzy blanket is his main girlfriend, and every single article of clothing that my SO leaves on the floor is his secondary girlfriend. He croons sweet love songs while kneading them and trying to hump the shit out of them (and then falls over because he can't find a hole).

:( Man fuck that. Should've just left the medical shit where it was. Hair > clutter.

Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[belladonna_took]

Your cat sounds kind of ridiculous. Entertaining, though!

It was humid like a sauna yesterday anyway. It was never going to be a good hair day for anyone.
We just lay under the air conditioner and died together. Hanging out in summer just means that we'll all do nothing together instead of separately.

Re: FUCK THE MASSIVE SPIDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY

[herpymcderp]

looool yeah man I was there in the spring and it was still kind of nope. Initially way colder and then WAAAYY hotter than I was used to.

Made for very nice hiking though!