[ SECRET POST #3272 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3272 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

No. No they are not.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

You aren't funny. Ever. Everyone who you have ever seen laugh at your jokes was doing it out of pity. Every piece of laughter you've ever heard was in your own head.

You exist in a void of humour.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Female comedy ladies and gentlemen.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Superlatively haram.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

They are only good for those damp luke-warm holes in their bodies.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, if your nostrils are damp you should probably see a doctor.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Luke-warm?

Trolls: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

On rare occasion, but you get a 0/10 on this one. Come on, now.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, but consider this:

"Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’"

This line, from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the fifth installment in the Harry Potter series, was written by J.K. Rowling; a woman.

I rest my case.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

/thread

(though tbh I can't really take some of the other responses here seriously. So much tryhard offensiveness. God, it's embarrassing.)

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed tbh.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

MRA detected! Sound the alarm!

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

That's my jam.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Jam? You mean like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

???

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Woop woop! That's the sound of the police! Woop woop! That's the sound of the beast!

Re: Women: Are they funny

[lady_dragoon]

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

3/10, only because you got responses

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, are all the jokes still going over your head? Poor you.

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

Q: Are you not funny? A: Yes. Yes, you are not.


Other answers we would have accepted: A: We are Devo!

Re: Women: Are they funny

[dahli]

But can you tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

don't you have some offs to fuck?

Re: Women: Are they funny

[(Anonymous)]

No, except for Julia Louis Dreyfus.