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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-01-03 03:36 pm

[ SECRET POST #3287 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3287 ⌋

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Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Power is hot. Do you think he'd be good in bed? I think he'd be really good in bed while we're having sex.

I have this fantasy. I walk into my bedroom. Who's there? It's Emperor Palpatine. And he's really horny. He pulls up his robe dress to reveal his naked body. I moan upon viewing. We're having some sex and Darth Vader is watching. We use the lightsaber. It's really good.

Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
We use the lightsaber.

Ouch.

Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
The other end, without the killing part.

Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Arco, is that you?
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Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

[personal profile] elaminator 2016-01-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.

But, hey. Whatever floats your boat!

I find Vader, Maul and Kylo all ridiculously hot so I'm not one to judge.

Feel like any and all would be more likely to kill me rather than sleep with me, though.

Also...lightsaber's are hot, but I can't imagine using one like THAT. (Even with the hilt.) However, now I'm wondering how much porn like that exists.

Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then Luke comes in while you're getting rogered with the lightsaber. Emperor Palpatine gives his speech just like he did in Return of the Jedi while he continues to fuck you. Luke is too confused (and horney) to give into anger. Possible orgy ensues(?) Darth Vader continues to stand in corner and watch.

Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean you would also bone former Pope Benedict?
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Re: Would anyone else fuck Emperor Palpatine?

[personal profile] sockes 2016-01-04 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep picturing this as Dwight Schrute talking.