[ SECRET POST #417 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #417 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[sirhellsing420.livejournal.com]

You need to stick around, kiddo. We need leaders like you. And this is coming from me so you know I'm right, you crazy son-of-a-bitch.

We're your crew and we'd go through Hell itself to kick the Devil's ass to rescue your nappy ass, then return to the bar to drown ourselves in beer as we sing songs about our wild adventures.

You're needed here, and that's important to us.

[case]

Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. Although maybe I would, for all of you guys' own good, were I truly capable of loving. If I were truly capable of caring... Maybe if I were more human, more normal, I would never let you follow me down these battlefields of wank and pseuicide. But I'm not. I just hope you won't all regret it later.

You all have a strange definition of hope and leadership, kids, but if it's centered in me, then I'll do my best. My life may be one of war and battles -- it's probably cursed to be so, just because of what I am. But at least I can use it to fight for the greater good. I refuse to be a mindless weapon.

But don't speak to me of glory. Glory for things like this... I'd rather they didn't happen at all. You all understand, don't you? I'm not someone that should be remembered as a hero, as a role model, as someone to become. Let the next generations make those decisions on their own.

[databomb.livejournal.com]

Now there's the leader we all know.

Like we said, it doesn't matter what path you choose to walk, we'll all follow behind you regardless. Because this is our decision, we believe that you're the one we should follow. And even if you wouldn't let us follow you to the battlefields, we'll find a way there anyway, because that's were we belong. Standing beside you, to where you lead us.

You've never let us down so far, leader, and we don't think you will.

[nemesis.livejournal.com]

Leader, glory is completely not part of the picture! Nor is the role model crap. I mean, seriously, most of us are probably following you because SHIT GETS BLOWN UP which is TOTALLY AWESOME and hey- uh, wait, no, that wasn't what I was supposed to say, was it?

But Leader! Without you, our lives would have been condemned to endless years of drudgery, and we'd never have half the excitement and fun that we've had together. It's only been a short while since I joined the crew, but it's evident that it's you who gives us our direction to blow shit up!

Don't worry about why we're following you, Leader- it's enough that we will, no matter what. As long as the crew's together!

[sirhellsing420.livejournal.com]

Well of course we'll follow you to the ends of the Earth, ol' captain. That is what a good crew does and to the best of its combined abilities. We be hearty mates true and true. And for fuck's sake it's not like we're following you for the money even if there is none to give us.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

This is the most beautiful moment a mother could live to see in her lifetime. How proud I am, that it could bring me such a son.

His father must be so proud of him...

[(Anonymous)]

thread is epic

[(Anonymous)]

you realize that such wtf secrets are made because of threads like these

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lol

[dev-chieftain.livejournal.com]

I'm not here for the glory or for you. I'm here for the food.

PROVIDE, DAMN YOU, SANDWICHBOT.

[case]

I think you have the wrong robot