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⌈ Secret Post #417 ⌋

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Hah! 85% of the yaoi created is just as absurd and full of fail as the hentai. Clearly created by women who know nothing about male bodies.

"Men" capable of multiple orgasms?
"Men" whose asses lubricate like va-jay-jays?
"Men" who weep during sex?

Uh sure.

Yah, I kinda figured that. It's just more obvious when you look down and go, "THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE".

Hentai just makes me laugh 90% of the time, though. In the last one I read, the chick's nipples randomly started lactating during sex. WTF?! I can buy a guy having multiple orgasms more than I can buy that.

...and at least a man weeping during sex isn't physically impossible (stereotypical uke he may be).

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A woman spontaniously lactating during sex isn't physically possible if she hasn't had a baby, but I'm with you on the nipple insertion. Although, to be honest, I've actually known women who thought there was one hole the milk came out of when really there are many, like a showerhead.

Word that. Just... I find it too absurd to be a turn-on, which is how I find most hentai.

Is regular sex just too much to ask for? Really? DX

And where does the OP say yaoi is more realistic, or indeed, even mention yaoi?

All arguments can be won by dissing yaoi. All of them.

How about where the OP says, I wonder if this is what guys think about yaoi?

Hey, I've hit a multiple orgasm once. Atleast, I think I did. I'm not sure, but it felt AWESOME.

And if my ass gets slippery, it's due to diarrhea. ENJOY YUR SCAT FETISH, YAOI FANGIRLS

hahahaYOUR ICON OH CHRIST

I don't know, I think I'd weep if some guy j-j-jammed it into a dry orifice of mine. *scratches neck* 8D

Oh, but they're weeping from love, doncha know. :P

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