[ SECRET POST #3290 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3290 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[blitzwing]

LOL you've never actually been on reddit have you? The reddit dream isn't to be a scrawny nerdy guy and get a beautiful wife. It's to FUCKING LIFT BRO, become beefcake, and plow through a new slut every night.

[(Anonymous)]

HIT A LAWYER, HIRE A FACEBOOK, DELETE THE GYM

[(Anonymous)]

to be fair, people only say that ironically now.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know man, a lot of people on /r/relationships still give that advice in all sincerity.

[(Anonymous)]

i like how you say this condescendingly and yet you yourself sound like you read about something called reddit in a bitchy article about millennial assholes or something

people do realize a community of over a million users simply isn't a monolith, right?

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[blitzwing]

Work on sensing sarcasm, nonny. That was tongue-in-cheek. That was meant to be funny. Laugh.

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[(Anonymous)]

But you're not funny.

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[blitzwing]

That's subjective. I think I'm hilarious.

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[(Anonymous)]

Of course you do, because you're too blind to realize that the rest of us aren't laughing with you. We're laughing at you.

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[blitzwing]

Nah, you think I care either way? As long as I'm having fun, I'm not going to begrudge other's their amusement. I don't mind being the butt of a joke if it makes someone happy. Laughter, smiles, amusement...these are wonderful things the world needs more of.

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[(Anonymous)]

Then stop posting. That'll bring a smile to a lot of peoples' faces.

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[blitzwing]

Oh nonny, you're so funny. You definitely put a smile on my face.