[ SECRET POST #3304 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3304 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Law & Order SVU]


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03.
[Leonardo DiCaprio]


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04.
(Penny Dreadful: Caliban/John Clare)


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05.
[Star Wars]


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06.
[Kumail Nanjiani, The X-Files]


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07.
[Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem]


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08.
[Love Live!]


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09.
[Severus Snape and the Marauders]


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10.
[Sherlock Holmes]


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11.
[Making a Murderer, Dean Strang and Jerry Buting]


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12.
[Colony]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 027 secrets from Secret Submission Post #472.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

off topic but

[(Anonymous)]

I LOVE awkward first times.

I would especially love to see, say more slash where neither the top nor bottom know very well what they're doing.

Clumsy awkward "wtf are we even doing" sex for the win

+1 million

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

I agree so much with this you have no idea. I'm one of the Haikyuu!! anons (seems like there's around like four or five of us, hah, I'll narrow it down by saying I'm one of the couple of anons who isn't into Kuroo/Tsukishima at all) and honestly this is one of my biggest pet peeves in that fandom, because they're the perfect age for first loves and first times, and yet people insist on writing them like they're sex professionals or something.

No! No, stop it! Give me a first time fic where Asahi's dick is just too big for Noya to take because Nishinoya hasn't experimented with anything more than a finger or two inside himself before. (Bonus points if they then decide that Noya topping Asahi for their first time is much more manageable.) Give me blowjob fic where Oikawa is gloating that he's got skills and then he's coughing and spluttering because Iwaizumi's dick is a lot different than trying to deep-throat a banana (which, he wasn't all that great at either). Give me fic where Hinata and Kageyama try frottage and Hinata tries sucking a hickey on Kageyama's collarbone and whoops Kageyama came after a couple of strokes.

Just give me all the fic where people's first times aren't these magical, seamless porno shoots. Part of my enjoyment of actual sex is the minutiae, the realness, the fact that sex isn't perfect. I don't want my sex to be perfect, and I don't want my fic sex to be perfect either, because it feels less real that way and I find myself not getting into it as much.

Re: +1 million

[(Anonymous)]

Another Haikyuu anon here dropping by to say ugh yes, yes all of this, this is my current nightly struggle with AO3 and I like your ideas. You should turn them into fic.

Re: +1 million

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Haha, I actually do write fic, I just haven't written anything for Haikyuu!! before. Maybe I will write something.

Re: +1 million

[dancingmouse]

Seconding. Sometimes, I just want to see "real" sex.

Re: off topic but

[(Anonymous)]

YES! Awkward first times ftw.

I've been lucky to run into a few well-written ones and they were awesome. Definitely more engaging than the ones where everyone is inexplicably good at sex because they saw a porno once (or just instinctually know what to do) or the ones that give one of the participants (usually the top) a long sexual history (at the age of 15-16).