[ SECRET POST #3307 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3307 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 078 secrets from Secret Submission Post #473.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/jBCf23Y.jpg

[morieris]

that's okay! I'd join too if I heard that Kylo Ren was shredded.

[(Anonymous)]

What? Kylo Ren is a punk bitch.

[gaffsie]

Matt the Radar Technician is a national fucking treasure.

[fingalsanteater]

I want a movie just about Matt, tbh.

Actually no. I lied. God, I just realized it'd be a Will Ferrell movie but with a hotter lead. Shit.

[(Anonymous)]

but have you seen Blades of Glory?

[fingalsanteater]

yes. it was terrible.

[loracarol]

See, my first thought was "Napoleon Dynamite, in spaaaaaaaaaaace"

which honestly isn't any better, as I was never a fan of that movie.

[fingalsanteater]

I can see that too. :/

[loracarol]

Like, I liked it as a short film!

But I worry about it as a long one.

[fingalsanteater]

yeah. i was like "i'd like to continue seeing that character for longer than 5 minutes," but then i realized what i was asking for and regretted it because it's exactly what i hate.

[loracarol]

Pretty much.

Though, I just realized I'd read the hell out of a fic where Kylo gets ~amnesia~ and thinks he is really Matt the Radar Tech because apparently my brain's decided it would be hilarious

[fingalsanteater]

oh my god i would SO read that

[(Anonymous)]

me too op =)

[elaminator]

This is from SNL, right? I didn't catch it. :( Need to look it up because I've heard chatter about it but have no actual clue what happened.

[gaffsie]

I feel like it should be required viewing for everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE

Bonus Material: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3mGQAFS6I


(these are US only version, if you're not American or equipped with a region blocker, you'll have to look elsewhere)

Skit spoilers

[elaminator]

Thank you! I should've searched for that sooner.

“Especially since I was the one who killed him."

DAMMIT KYLO, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU.

Also this is the best SNL skit I've seen in years (Not that I've even seen all that many in that time period) and Adam is adorable in the extras. I could watch a half hour of this!

Re: Skit spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry I killed your son :( -Kylo

Re: Skit spoilers

[elaminator]

[(Anonymous)]

I have not yet seen "Matt the Radar Technician", and I kind of don't want to because I'm uncomfortable with secondhand embarrassment humor. At the same time, the sketch sounds incredibly funny/cute.

[gaffsie]

I have a huuuuge embarrassment squick, so I had a hard time watching the first time around. I kind of had to pause a lot to collect myself. But it is funny, and also strangely sad at the same time, because Kylo Ren is such a human disaster in it.

[(Anonymous)]

how do you live lmao

[(Anonymous)]

I usually hate secondhand embarrassment humor too, and I laughed my ass off at this sketch.

[fishnchips]

I absolutely loved the idea behind it but I can't stand cringey humour so I didn't watch it all the way through.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm 90% sure that Matt is Kylo Ren.