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⌈ Secret Post #3317 ⌋

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[@midnight with Chris Hardwick]

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I feel that everyone needs to be aware of this dude's works because they're fucking amazing.

http://www.goodreads.com/author/list/10788353.Chuck_Tingle

How can you not love a author who writes books with titles like "Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad" and "I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane"?

This is like the book version of unicornherds' icon.

He's gay for the plane who identifies as male?

"Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt"

His titles are inspired.

The synopsis for that particular book is even greater than the title, if you can believe that.

"Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.

But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.

Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love."

It gets better with Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"

BUTTCEPTION!

(same anon)

...oh my god, he actually wrote a book called Buttception.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25333120-buttception

Whaaaaaaaaat.

It actually keeps going! There's Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'" and Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"

Edited 2016-02-03 01:26 (UTC)

You could beatbox to this.

Chuck Tingle is the reason I think the digital self-publishing revolution is the best thing to happen to fiction.

I'm not being facetious, either.

I agree completely. And I think we may have had this conversation last week.

Yeah, I remember. I think it bears repeating, though. Opening up publishing to people who have far less to lose than a major label does has given us so much more variety in terms of things to buy and read. We're no longer bound by what can be marketed by and to straight white men.

Oh, that wasn't criticism, no. Sorry if it came out that way.

No, it wasn't taken as criticism at all. No worries!

For a split second, I thought that said Chuck Testa and went "So that's what he's doing these days".

Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups!

My favorite is Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book.

Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him.

Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine?

As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety.

This erotic tale is 4,800 words of sizzling human on gay personified emotion action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and existential dread love.

You've got to watch the Mark Reads videos where he reads Chuck Tingle for a group. It's my favorite thing ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QteF6uH6YfQ

I was aware of him before, but I just saw "Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups". Beautiful. :')

Chuck Tingle is a treasure!

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