[ SECRET POST #422 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #422 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 16 pages, 386 secrets from Secret Submission Post #061.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 4 ] too big, [ 1 ] too small to read, [ 1 ] shout-out to all you ASSHOLES!!!
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

I had the same reaction. Usually I don't "ship" in KKM (heck, with how long the Mazoku live, they can take turns. 50 years should be enough to get sick of someone, right?), but this secret made me wants to write a fic of Gwendal and Anissina doing something DISGUSTING. Really disgusting. Yeah.

[allira-dream.livejournal.com]

Seriously: if I wasn't busy writing other things and not wanting to lose that inspiration? I'd be SO writing some Anissina/Gwendal BDSM, making it as NC17 as I could.

Shipping so seriously in a fandom where SLAPS are the way you propose just seems ridiculous. WE GOT CANON BESTIALITY LOVE, PEOPLE. If that doesn't tell you that shipping ain't a serious business in KKM, I don't know what does.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

I know! Shori plays a dating game where Wolfram is a girl in a bikini! There are three yaoi-fangirls in the show, keeping score so you don't have to!

Just... calm down. Enjoy your crack. It's all going to be ok. Have some curry.

[allira-dream.livejournal.com]

CANON TRANSVESTISM! Yaoi-fangirls PLUS mothers that are all up for dressing their children in cute clothes! Cute-aholics! ZOMBIES! Sheep that fly! Heck, we've got even possibly hinted MPREG, if you want to. It's hard to go crackier than that.

especially considering that, so far, the only sexuality Günther seems to have is Heika-sexual.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

Canon transvestism, both forced and preferred! When mothers can no longer create the illusion than their sons have no balls, they can attempt to kick them into dust! Blank, Ominous Glasses of Ominous Doom! Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass! Great Justice through the destruction of ecosystems! Homicidal trucks being pedagogical. Hints of MPR- Wait, what? More info, please! I don't recall that.

Is it from one of the things Wolfram said while he was ranting at Yuuri? Because if so, we might be able to discount that. When Wolfram gets riled up, little things like reality tends to lose its priority to Being Scary.

Yeah, and how scarring that is. I love Günther, but the man sniffed Heika's dirty laundary, and thus has more in the running for "disgusting". Oh, Günther.

[allira-dream.livejournal.com]

Duels being held after you throw silverware at your feet! Koalas and pandas of doom! PERVERT LEECHER SENTIENT SWORDS!

It comes from the ep when they're babysitting Eru, and Wolfram gets very dignified when answering that he's doing so because he wants to practice for the future. WHICH it's nothing, seriously, but considering we're talking over KKM's crazy stuff, even though I really don't like MPreg, I could seriously see it as a 'OH, YEAH, every five years or so we do this ritual and BAM, MPREG'.

I love him too but, seriously, Günther. Sometimes you are too much of a fangirll.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

Maybe a baby will try to assassinate him so that Yuuri will adopt it.

[allira-dream.livejournal.com]

*snort* The reason why Gwendal needs to keep on taking care of international issues: the moment Yuuri learns about a country going through war and there being orphans, he goes Maou on everyone and decides to adopt 100 kids.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

Who were probably made orphans because the Maou just drowned their parents. For Justice!