[ SECRET POST #3330 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3330 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Uchuu Kyoudai (Space Brothers)]


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03.
[Roald Dahl]


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04.
[X-Files, "Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster"]


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06.
[Agnus Dei/Les Innocentes]


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07.
[Whitechapel, DC Emerson Kent]


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08.
[Undertale]


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09.
(Tales from the Borderlands)


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10.
[Steven Universe]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #476.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/krHzZnD.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

akjsdfhjkdfgkjd THAT DOG EVEN SMIRKS JUST LIKE HIM.

/missing the point

[(Anonymous)]

That's all I could think about when I saw this secret. It's uncanny.

[kaijinscendre]

Probably unbearable to listen to. I can't imagine a wookie making those noises on screen for the amount of time Han Solo was on screen.

[alexi_lupin]

I'm guessing you haven't seen the Star Wars Holiday Special. There's an entire segment that is just all wookies.

[dancingmouse]

Well, Han was originally supposed to be an alien. What could have been...

[(Anonymous)]

Dumber and significantly less successful, I imagine.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, even he fell victim to the 90s trend of piercing one ear...

[(Anonymous)]

I think it looks pretty good though.

[(Anonymous)]

Dudes piercing one ear predates the '90s by at least 15 years.

[(Anonymous)]

Hundreds, really.

[(Anonymous)]

But I really do think that HE pierced his ear. In the 90s. Because of a 90s trend.

[(Anonymous)]

he got it pierced because his friends Jimmy Buffet and Ed Bradley had their ears pierced

[iceyred]

That would have been either really annoying, or really, really kinky. But I don't think Leia was a furry.

[eyeshine72]

That would be pretty weird. But what would human Chewbacca even be like?

[(Anonymous)]

He would always want to hug and pet his big floofball friend because he's so fluffy! ;D

And he would maybe talk baby-talk/doggie-talk to Han all the time?? (The opposite of canon, where Chewbacca says stuff to Han that sounds like gibberish but is actually perfectly sophisticated language.)

And he would be the sort of person who gives you friendly slaps on the back so hard that you stumble forward a few steps and have a kink in your shoulder for an hour afterwards.

[gobbledigook]

It would show that George Lucas is into zoophilia as well as incest.