[ SECRET POST #3338 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3338 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #477.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Benjamin Franklin, Kim Kardashian, Ron Weasley

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[philstar22]

Fuck Kim Kardashian. Sorry, but I think she's a bit hot. Marry Ron Weasley. Kill Benjamin Franklin. He was actually kind of awful in a lot of ways and I have no interest in sleeping with him and even less in marrying him.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[blitzwing]

Fuck Benny (Will Kim be remembered 400 years from now? I don't think so.) , marry Ron, kill Kim.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Do you choose your sexual partners based on how long they'll be remembered?

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[blitzwing]

If I'm picking between famous people I wouldn't otherwise be attracted to, yes. Why fuck the flavor of the decade when you can fuck the flavor of the millennium?

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck Benjamin Franklin, marry Ron Weasley and kill Kim Kardashian (Because while her money would be nice, I think Ron would be a better spouse and idk I think Ben might be more fun in bed and he has a penis which is a bonus point for me)

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

wasn't Franklin a bit of a freak? Some history dork will have the answer.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, he was kind of a man whore.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

I know he preferred older women to younger ones at least, as older women tend to be freakier and know what they want, and they can't get pregnant.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

It was more than that, he had 8 reasons for why one should chose an older mistress.

http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[blitzwing]

Seems like he fucked his way through half of colonial America, if that counts.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

And parts of France, too!

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

definitely. Whether that's a good thing or a bad one, up to you. He was a pretty unpleasant person but if we're talking experience, he had it.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Can I opt out of all three?

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[diet_poison]

Fuck Ron, marry Ben, kill Kim. I think Benjamin Franklin was interesting; I don't find him attractive at all but he'd be an interesting person to learn from/with.

(Part of me wants to say marry Ron, but I can't see myself wanting to sleep with either of the other two...I could say marry Ron, fuck Kim because meh who cares and kill Ben because he's already dead)

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Kill Ben Franklin, obviously. Too syphilitic.
Fuck Kim Kardashian, I guess.
So marry Ron Weasley? At least he seems nice.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

Ben actually didn't have syphilis, if that changes your opinion on that.

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[blitzwing]

Kill Ben Franklin, obviously. Too syphilitic.

We have condoms and antibiotics these days, who cares?

Re: Fuck Marry Kill

[(Anonymous)]

The main deciding would be if I had to appear of a reality tv show if I married Kim. If not: fuck Franklin, marry Kardashian, kill Weasley.





(Sorry, Ron.)