[ SECRET POST #3340 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3340 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Xena: Warrior Princess]


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[MLP:FIM]


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[What's My Line?]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #477.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

people on tumblr who draw grotesque abominations in the guise of being "inclusive"

see: a tumblr fanart of a lumpy overweight woman with vitiligo, freckles, moles, stretchmarks, a double chin, and massive tree trunk legs all at once

[(Anonymous)]

Behold - http://i.imgur.com/6t9ORAn.jpg

Bonus track - The races on each character according to the artist http://i.imgur.com/8RFrLpU.png

[wannabe_influential]

...They all look really cute?

[(Anonymous)]

do you just like, have no taste, or

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, the art style alone isn't bad at all. I wouldn't say it's amazing or even particularly unique, but it's not very ugly/technically unskilled either. The special snowflake identities though...

And I'm JUST figuring out these are supposed to be human versions of characters from some game called Undertale, because I just googled what the fuck kind of a name Napstablook is and this character normally looks like A FREAKING BEDSHEET GHOST. This image is extra hilarious now.

[(Anonymous)]

holy shit those labels.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm dying. Those labels.

[(Anonymous)]

How can you be an aromantic demisexual?

How would you know??

[(Anonymous)]

You realize you're close enough to someone that you want to be FWB?

I have no idea.

[eyeshine72]

What even is androromantic? Or lithoromantic?

[(Anonymous)]

According to urban dictionary, someone who is "androromantic" is "a person who is romantically attracted to masculinity" but not necessarily men, so you'd be attracted to butch women/masculine men?


Lithoromantic creeps me the fuck out. It's basically "I'm only romantically interested in you until you reciprocate, and then I lose interest" aka stalking as a romantic option.

[eyeshine72]

Huh.

[(Anonymous)]

According to the aromantic wiki, "Somebody who is lithromantic can feel romantic attraction towards others and also enjoy being in romantic relationships but only in theory."

wat

[diet_poison]

Wow. I love the art though. The rest...well.

[wannabe_influential]

Because real people don't have freckles, moles, stretchmarks, or thick legs, am I right?

[(Anonymous)]

did you purposely miss the "all at once"?

I'm sorry, but it's transparently and ridiculously obvious when tumblr artists are drawing with an oppression checklist in mind, they set out to create non traditionally attractive characters, and-- surprise! when you shove all those things into a blender, it makes for hideous and try-hard designs.

[wannabe_influential]

It's not impossible for a person to be overweight, have a double chin, freckles, and moles all at once

I'm overweight, have freckles and a mole on my cheek, and stretchmarks on my stomach and arms. :P

[sachiko_san]

But do you look grotesque while having all of those features?

I have moles, stretch marks, and a double chin, but I don't look grotesque.

[(Anonymous)]

okay, are you a poorly-drawn disgusting mess? do you have vitiligo, tumblr's fun condition of the week? are you covered in scars? do you have a fucked up red reindeer nose? are you at least some variety of trans and some kind of asexual? do you have 14 mental health conditions? you'll have to go more tumblr...