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⌈ Secret Post #3341 ⌋

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[David Mitchell/Victoria Coren, British Comedian RPF]

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[Assassin's Creed Rogue]

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05. [SPOILERS for Letters From The Inside]

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06. [SPOILERS for The Force Awakens]

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07. [SPOILERS for Gintama]

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08. [SPOILERS for The Something? Supernatural? Maybe?]
[WARNING for non-consensual relationships]

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09. [SPOILERS for Walking Dead]
[WARNING for parental incest]

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10. [SPOILERS for Black Mirror]
[WARNING for bestiality and rape]

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11. [SPOILERS for Bioshock Infinite]
[WARNING for incest]

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12. [WARNING for underage]

[Leon: The Professional]

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13. [WARNING for abuse]

[Venus Angelic]

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go away kylo

because you're already pregnant

You've probably got a beard.

you're using the wrong brand of deodorant

"I kept striking out and they weren't allowing me to have sex with them."

From my favorite fascinatingly-weird porn, about big busty alien women with dicks. The author is sincerely trying not to be misogynist, but he has some weirdly broken and unexamined ideas about how sex and gender work. It's one of the most interesting things I've read: http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year2009/58855

because you're a lady and science

oooohhh, burn.

because you touch yourself at night

You do not possess a compatible chromosome number.

Ableism. Nice.

...Really?

Re: WHY WONT WOMEN BREED WITH ME!?

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-27 01:19 (UTC) - Expand

herpymcderp - 2016-02-27 01:25 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-27 05:33 (UTC) - Expand

You're trying too hard.

because you're a liar and you fart like a Clydesdale

Probably because you're posting shit like this. Very unattractive.

Because you're not human. Go and murder some sorority girls and then yourself?

(Not Suicide encouragement. Referencing the last guy who spoke like this.)

BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT! Grow up, behave and you might be more successful.

Probably because you call it breeding.

By "breed" do you mean "why won't all the random hot women have lots of sex with me," or do you mean "why can't I find a human female to share my life and start a family with?"

Because sometimes, when men say they want a "traditional woman" or someone to "breed" with them, they don't actually mean what they think they mean. They just meant teh sex.

There are plenty of women who want to start a family with a man, have a stable and loving relationship, and grow old with someone they trust. As many men as women, I would venture.

But they might not look whatever your version of perfect is, they might have been previously hurt or abused, and might need time to trust someone.

Respect hte process. Do the groundwork. It's not all about the sex.

There are many ways to meet people. The most important thing is to remember women are individual human beings with rights, personalities, likes and dislikes.

Making a life together, having a family, and being happy in a relationship takes a lot of time and effort, but if you care, YOU CAN FIND IT.

And if you really want it, remember how you feel now, when it starts to become work. RElationships will always require work.

Like, have kids? Or sex? Because those aren't exactly the same question.

Because you refer to them as "women," as though they were an entirely different species that is alien to you.

Each woman is an individual, autonomous human with feelings and goals and desires and schedules that are independent of your urge to bone her. Regardless of how you interact or don't interact with her, she is not required to get sexual with you, much less breed with you.

Are you trying to suggest that the term "Women" is dehumanizing? Because, that's why you can't use females, and girls in infantilizing so what is the correct word these days?

3/10

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-27 14:25 (UTC) - Expand

you're not in the right egg group

Because, Adam Driver, you resemble that ugly cat!

Don't insult Tardar Sauce by comparing her to Adam Driver. It'd just make her more grumpy than she usually is.