[ SECRET POST #3360 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3360 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Niche]


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03.
[Rush Hour 1, 2, 3]


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04.
["The Bride Was A Boy" manga]


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05.
[J.K. Rowling]


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06.
[Pretty Little Liars]


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07.
[Twin Peaks]


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08.
[The Walking Dead/The Flash]


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09.
(GIRLS)


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10.
[The Grinder]


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11.
[Pokemon]


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12.
[Lord of the Rings]


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13.
[Babylon 5, Tolkien, Star Wars, Harry Potter]


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14.
[Star Wars: The Force Awakens]


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15.
[Pete Seeger]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #480.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I think that has more to do with Jackie Chan being pretty old and unattractive. He has charisma, but as a goofy funny uncle, not a hot guy. Before someone yells racist, I'm asian.

[(Anonymous)]

I use uncle there as the opposite-gender cultural form of "auntie," to be more clear. Not that you see him as a literal relative.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, agreed.

[(Anonymous)]

His characters are likeable and his movies are fun but sexy is not a word I'd ever use. If you look at most slash fandoms, the fandoms usually think the characters involved are hot together but also conventionally hot on their own, which both these actors don't quite hit.

This isn't to say they're hideous actors, but conventional TV or Hollywood hot they are not.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, Jackie Chan's character in the Rush Hour movies kinda defies sexualization. He's like Charlie Chaplin that way. There's a childlike quality to his character.

[(Anonymous)]

IIRC he deliberately doesn't do anything sexy or sexual in movies even if it's het.

[(Anonymous)]

Exactly. In fact, he's usually eyerolls like a 10-year-old boy when Chris Tucker checks out the ladies.

[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt (I just realized that's one reason I've always liked him! Ace person here...)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh hell yeah, I could absolutely see him as ace in the Rush Hour films.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean I thought Chris Tucker was pretty hot when the movies came out, but I guess I don't know what really gets counted as conventional.

[(Anonymous)]

He's not bad looking. His mannerisms are definitely not typical conventional male lead. He's a little... wacky? In the Jim Carrey way. Which has its own charm but I wouldn't call it conventional.

[iggy]

There are A LOT of older unattractive white guys that have big fandoms.

(I do think the movies are a bit too old to make a judgment call on. I think OP would have more of an argument if the movies were recent releases.)