[ SECRET POST #3368 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3368 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 093 secrets from Secret Submission Post #481.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Question Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, you have to make a list of everything you want to buy, and then you have to go and navigate traffic just to get there. Good luck finding a parking spot when you arrive, and all the carts will be sticky or left out in the rain/snow/blazing hot sun, except for the one that makes the squealing noise and wants to go left at a perpetual 23 degree angle.

Then that asshole won't stop feeling up all the tomatoes and just get the hell out of your way already so you can get an unmolested tomato for yourself, and the lady with the cold cut samples is too friendly and pushy, but you're just not in the mood for processed ham right now, so you pretend to be deaf as you turn the corner.

The cereal you wanted was on sale, so it's fucking sold out now, and you have the choice to either do without or navigate Customer Service for a rain check. You decide to do without.

Tomato Guy is now blocking the frozen yogurt, debating between blueberry or mocha swirl, and you silently wish lactose intolerance upon him as you sit and pretend to text on your phone, waiting for him to make a decision and leave.

He chose blueberry. Fuck. There was only one left, and you wanted it.

The checkout lady's too friendly, and you just don't want to talk, but you make the required small talk and try not to look miserable as she comments on how the mocha is her favorite flavor, too.

You forget to use your coupons.

And when you get home, you remember that thing that didn't make it on the list that you really needed, and obviously didn't buy.

Re: Question Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, are you me? Testify!!!

Re: Question Thread

[(Anonymous)]

You sound like a delight to be around.