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⌈ Secret Post #3368 ⌋

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Wait. Is that true about Superman dying???

Is there a less silly plot summary around I can read?

Yes it's true.

And probably is a better plot summary. It's fricking moviebob. You'd have to look damn hard to find worse, but he is right, supes dies.

Kinda has to, how do you make a live action LJA film work with Kryptonian Jesus still around? Well, you'd have to take yourself a whole lot less seriously for a start, and as DC have said, their movies will be a "no fun allowed kinda thing". So supes can only really work as an antagonist (This film) or as the departed inspiration for a new generation of heroes to get behind the memory of.

Oh, yeah, it's total bollocks, but either DC has to change direction or continue to suck.

DC doesn't change direction.

I hope he at least returns with that sweet mullet.

Can we skip the Red/Blue though?

Actually, if we're going to have grimdark and apocalyptic, can we have Kingdom Come instead? I know the message goes against Snyder's fellatiating of Libertarianism and it ends up rejecting the message of the ends justifying the means, but it'd still have enough darkness and big splosions for a modern DC movie.

I would assume DC would fire Zack Snyder. WILL THEY LEARN FROM THIS?

Smart answer says no they will not. They are already locked in solid with Suicide Squad, although they may manage to Deadpool their way out of that with some quick re-editing, and Wonder Woman so they have little choice but to soldier on with it and hope that something happens to save them face.

Are you not paying attention? No mullets! Business in the front, Party at the back? DC DOESN'T PARTY.

They can party a little.

Just the right amount of party for DC.

Too much colour. They need to mute that colour scheme.

It's like it came directly from the mind of Zack Schneider.

I'm gonna make the next Batman and Superman movies.

I trust you more than I trust the guys doing it.

Superman and Batman won't kill people all willy nilly, there will be color, and no jars of pee.

Yes, it's true. The movie's a horrible mashup of Dark Knight Returns (trash) and Death of Superman (garbo.)

There is no less silly plot summary. It's impossible to make one.

I just...WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???!?!?!?!

Darkness, No Parents!!!!! Only they thought it for serious.

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