[ SECRET POST #3370 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3370 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I'm considering killing a tree in the garden before my family moves out just so that our asshole neighbours don't get to collect its fruit next year after we're gone.

Re: Confession thread

[dethtoll]

Yeah don't do that. Leave it for the new inhabitants.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Don't kill the tree, it never did anything. Kill your neighbours instead.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao A++++

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Please don't do that. :( The people who move into your house may love and cherish that tree.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Uh not sure if the neigbors are the only assholes here.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I say do it. Fuck 'em, they can buy their own tree.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Nope. Find another way to take revenge.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

It wouldn't really be revenge if it's OP's family's tree. Just denying an obnoxious neighbor the fruit of OP's family's labors.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

still revenge out of spite. stupidly indirect spite. go direct. the dandelion idea is genius.

part of me wishes i'd cut back my neighbour's overhanging apricot tree laden with fruit back to the fence line (as is my right) since they came into our property and netted it while we were away. then picked it all a few weeks later. i could have pruned the fucker and kept all the fruit.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Have you tried trimming the damn thing.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Nah. Buy a bunch of dandelion seeds off Amazon (5000 seeds for $5.49!) and seed the fuck out of their lawn, preferably just before a rainy day. They'll be digging those bastards out of their lawn for years to come.

Re: Confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Just shit in their mailbox, man. Jeez.